Mal's Texts

Evie

[9:00 P.M]
Mal: ih. I mean hi!
Evie: hi.... What's up?
Mal: depending on where you are... Either the sky, or the ceiling
Evie: okay.... Oh, I get it!!
Mal: get what? Oh! Okay. Yeah. I guess that sounds like a joke
Evie: are you okay!
Mal: oh! You were asking as in what's up! Okay. Imm fine.
Mal: *I'm
Evie: um..... Did Ben kiss you again?
Mal: no!
Evie: okay... Then what's wrong?
Mal: lots of things are wrong in the world! But all of them are on the Isle at the moment... So nothing's wrong!
Evie: um.... What's wrong.... With you..
Mal: oh, right! Yeah
Evie: are you sure Ben didn't kiss you?
Mal: nope! I mean yep! I mean no he didn't, yes Imm sure
Mal: *I'm
Evie: but you are acting like you did when he.... OMG...
Mal: huh?
Evie: HE didn't kiss you.... YOU kissed HIM!!!!
Mal: what?! Um... How did you figure that?
Evie: because, you have only acted like this once.
Mal: when?
Evie: when he kissed you
Mal: he kissed me twice... So be more specific
Evie: okay.. The TIMES he kissed you
Mal: yeah
Evie: so... Why did you do that?! Not that I'm complaining that you are acting like a girl.. But why? You never do this sort of thing.... EVER!
Mal: do what?
Evie: why. Did. You. KISS. HIM?!?
Mal: because...... Well look at him for starters..
Mal: great... I sent that
Evie: yes you did. And I'm very proud of you.... But looking at him, isn't going to make a villain's kid kiss him
Mal: I don't know what's wrong with me! I can't stop thinking about him, I get all smiley around him, I want to be around him all the time, and keep wanting to kiss him.... Like.. I'm sick or something! It's so gross!
Evie: it's not gross.... It's sweet
Mal: it's sick! I need a doctor... Again... I could die! Oh yeah, and did I mention, I feel like I will when he looks at me?! I must be dying for real or something..
Evie: nope. You just have a VERY big crush... Maybe one step above that.
Mal: what?!?! No! I can't have a.. *shudder* crush! I hate even thinking about that!
Evie: Mal, you're DATING him for crying out loud!!!! Just accept it!
Mal: but it was never like THIS!!! I've always liked him, of course.. But like... What is happening to ME?!?
Evie: because you REALLY like him. ;)
Mal: but... But like... How.... What... Why?! And how do I make it stop! I don't like my heart beating out of my chest! And don't even get me started on the creepy stomach feeling..
Evie: you really REALLY like him...
Mal: not helping!
Evie: can't you just accept you like him?
Mal: no it's just.. I'm not sure.. Because... Nah, you wouldn't understand
Evie: I do. And your mother is a tiny lizard, so don't worry about her
Mal: okay..... Then...... Um..... I'm... I guess I'm scar... Concerned... That I might...... Love.... Him.. And don't tell anyone, if you want to remain alive!
Evie: I won't. And may I just say... YYYYYAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
Mal: why are you saying yay?! This is terrible!
Evie: it's amazing!.. In my mind..
Mal: why?!
Evie: because, you are FINALLY becoming a normal person!
Mal: no! I can't Ben! I'm supposed to be half dragon! If I'm becoming normal, then what happens then?!?
Mal: *cough* *be
Evie: half dragon Mal can't ever do anything she wants. Be a normal person please!! It makes things much easier for me...
Mal: I can't be normal! Normal is weak! I'm supposed to Ben strong!
Mal: *be!! Autocorrect hates me...
Evie: I can see that..
Mal: I can't be normal, I just need to figure out how to cure myself of this... This clearly an illness
Evie: no, it's not. Just, try to live with it for a little longer.. Then we will see about "fixing" you.
Mal: ugh. I'm going to start working on it... There's got to be a way to make this go away! I can't...... Ben! That time I did mean Ben... Where is he?
Evie: Idk.... I haven't seen him for awhile
Mal: he hasn't texted me in a long time! Oh wait.... It's Ben an hour..
Mal: *been!!!
Evie: :D
Mal: stop.... -_- I need to go find him. Hopefully his dad didn't kill him..... Ttyl! Maybe.... If I haven't died from the illness yet..
Evie: okay. Bye!