Mal's Texts

Evie

[12:15 P.M]
Mal: how's your day going? You seemed a little sad earlier.
Evie: yes!! Because Doug is acting sick, he won't tell me why, and because he won't stay conscious, I can't finish the mind reading device, so it keeps trying to blow up, and I'm STARVING!!! Is there food ANYWHERE in this lab?!?!
Mal: ... You could... Leave the lab..
Evie: and leave Doug alone? When he can barely keep himself awake? I think not! Why won't he see a doctor?! He is CLEARLY SICK!!
Mal: ha. Yeah, love sick.
Evie: wait..... WHAT?!
Mal: E.... He obviously is crazy over you... Duh. Even I can see that.
Evie: wait... So I can just leave WHENEVER I WANT?!? YES!! I'm STARVING!! :D ... And that means he isn't sick.. And that means I am very confused...
Mal: *sigh* He's passing out because he likes you, and can't think of anything to say, so he panics
Evie: oh.. When he wakes up... I am going... To... Be.. Confused..
Mal: how could you have NOT noticed that?.... You've been out with this guy.. He freaks out around you.... It couldn't be more clear, if he just out front  told you!
Evie: well, I was told how to handle people who were like me... Not ACTING like THAT around me...
Mal: well.... I'm not sure... Ben is very calm around me... So...
Evie: great. You are SO much help. Now, bring me some food, PLEASE?
Mal: ... Sure... But don't be surprised if I bring you an apple...
Evie: NO!!! Wait... I like apples... It's not like I'm Snow White's daughter. So yes! Bring an apple!
Mal: ha.