Oh Snapchat, how I love thee. You do have some dumb shlit on you tho, and a recent break where all I've been doing is you while listening to music is literally fuel for this rant. And while I say this, I'm texting my best friend on Snapchat, oops.
✨ Videos ✨
Videos on Snapchat, holy shxt. It's not a huge rant, but what I do hate is when you have to have a good second of waiting as your phone comes too and realizes it's taking a video on sc. And since I take a lot of videos of me lip synching to certain songs (Pimping, ik😂), I have always restart the part I want to lip synch. It's too much y'all. Once or twice is all good in the hood but like every single time? Jesus.
✨ Animal Stories ✨
Okay I get it. If certain people have an animal or a pet or whatever that they love. But I have a friend that literally 90% of her snapchats are of her dog. Like you love the mf so much and yet you dress him up, like tf? Having your dog literally looking like he couldn't give a fug less is amazing tbh. It's like a waste of time imo.
✨ Blunt/Friends/School/Parent Stories ✨
(In parody form)
You already know what it is!
A W
A W
A W
Go on and put that on yo story
Watch my blunt
Watch me cry
Now watch my blunt, blunt
And watch me cry
OOoH, compli compli
Ooh compli compli
OOoH compli compli
Ooh compliments
OOoH, compli compli
OOoH compli compli
Ooh compli compli
Ooh complimentsWatch my friends give the finger
Watch my school
Watch my friends give the finger
Watch my schoolWatch my mom, watch her swear
Watch my mom, watch her swear
Watch my mom, watch her swear
Watch my mom, watch her swearI have a question can you:
Stop
Stop stop stop
Stop
Stop stop2k16 is here so here's your chance to
Stop stop stop stop stop
Stop stop stopWatch my blunt
Watch me cry
Now watch my blunt, blunt
And watch me cryOOoH, compli compli
Ooh compli compli
OOoH compli compli
Ooh compliments
OOoH, compli compli
OOoH compli compli
Ooh compli compli
Ooh compliments*Marshall laugh*
Aight, aight. I'm done😂😂😂😂.
✨ Texts ✨
Can you not delete every ten seconds tho? K thanks.
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