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"I Get Money" Parody

New parody bih. This was made with copious amounts of love for 50 Cent.

"I Have No Money", "I Get Money" parody by @juniormafiaa

(Chorus)
Just got Food Stamps, the Welfare is copped (repeated in the background)
50
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
Yeah, yeah?
I sleep in Walmart

(First Verse)

I made album, went 8x platinum in '03
Now it's 2016 and I still think I'm an OG
Don't have a baby by me, you won't be a millionaire
You'll have a fatherless kid bc I'll hardly ever be there
I used to be stanky rich, now I look a girl who could shop at Abercrombie & Fitch
I'm back up in Southside's trick
Yeah I smell like outside, call me a hick
Next time I think I travel, hit me with a brick
I'm already balls deep in debt, eviction notices are what I get
But you'd never know that, in fact I bet
If you thought back then I was cocky, you ain't seen shlit yet
If you went up to Em and Dre, they wouldn't remember me
I've lost my muscles, my money and now all my dreams
Now it's time for me to be redundant so here we go
I used or sell crack
I only bang blitches that are black
Haha I'm back
I'd marry stripper, stuff fifty cents in her rack

(Chorus)
Just got Food Stamps, the Welfare is copped (repeated in the background)
50
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
Yeah, yeah?
I sleep in Walmart

(Chorus)
Just got Food Stamps, the Welfare is copped (repeated in the background)
50
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
Yeah, yeah?
I sleep in Walmart

(Second Verse)

You could call me @juniormafiaa's dad, bc I'm a douchebag
The only way I'd be able to attention now is by saying "Meek's a fag"
First it was the Benz and now it's the used Chrysler
You'd a thought all these experiences would make me nicer
From my square forehead to vitiligo lips
I still honestly believe I'm hot shlit
When I was young I couldn't bad, now I can't do good
I wish it was the days where I could blink + make a million
Get out of my new hood
I'm so forgetful, what's this song about?
I come up out of Louie, they all wanna use me
I have 2929282 houses all in the Bahamas, that's where I keep ya momma
Jesus 50, please stop frontin'
Everyone can fake it, even ZoeTheHalfrican is stuntin'

(Chorus)
Just got Food Stamps, the Welfare is copped (repeated in the background)
50
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
Yeah, yeah?
I sleep in Walmart

(Chorus)
Just got Food Stamps, the Welfare is copped (repeated in the background)
50
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
Yeah, yeah?
I sleep in Walmart

(Bridge)

Yeah I talk the talk
And I hold the signs
I'll steal ya purse and claim it's mine
I come out of Walmart, I attempt to steal the cart
I keep it cocky when I have like three fans
In the hood if you ask about me, they'll be like "Who's that?"
(I-I ain't got it)
'Round the world if you ask about me they'll be like "Where his music at?"

Go away
Go away
Go away
Go away
Go away

(Chorus)
Just got Food Stamps, the Welfare is copped (repeated in the background)
50
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
I ain't got it
Yeah, yeah?
I sleep in Walmart