Same As Yesterday |rant book| *Completed*

Eminem Prank Call Contest Entry

I don't know when the due date is for this but I have a mad idea for this so I'm doing it now. And I'm kinda cheating bc I'm supposed to comment but Wattpad be being a whore sometimes with them comments (not posting 'em and shlit) This is strictly for MrsNiallHoranLives . Sorry if this sucks, it's my first time writing one of these you'll see why tf I don't do them.

reignofshady and willowmoonblood , prepare to win😂. For everyone else, join this shlit! It seems fun. And for just regular readers who don't want to enjoy.

Marshall Calls: Brittani

*phone ringing*

B: "Um, hello?"

M: *in a radio announcers voice * "Congratulations! You are the 50382828373472727th costumer to call Richard's Quality Netflix and Chill! You can have your own Netflix and Chill without the Netflix with the three hottest guys of your choice! You also can win a brand new Bentley. All you need to do is answer me this..."  

B: "OmiGod! OmiGod! "OmiGod!" "Okay, what?"

M: "How many dumb sluts does it take to not be fooled by a fake phone call?

M: hangs up...