"What in the hell is a Styles," Kai asks, his eyebrows scrunched together.
"Not a what. Harry is a person. A very handsome person," I tell him. Kai looks up at me smirking.
"Am I a very handsome person," he winks, obviously thinking he knows the answer.
"Nope," I joke.
"Don't make me burn those One Erection CDs." He threatens me.
"If you burn my CDs I will set you on fire in your sleep. Don't. Insult. My. Idiots." I smirk. "I see vacancy. Do I need to start over with single syllables?"
"Why do you get to call them idiots and other names, but I can't. That seriously doesn't make sense," he mumbles.
"If you were in the fandom you would understand." I smile at him innocently.
"Well I guess you won't be having any of this," he gestures to his body," any time soon."
"That's such a horrible punishment," I joke.
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Kai Parker One Shots
FanfictionKai Parker is a beautiful sociopath whose family drove him to the brink of insanity. PS My beautiful cover was made by @-voidreaper
