Meggy: Hey just double checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow right? Cause I've been dying to go to that new place-
Mario: *Staring at her with derp eyes*
Meggy: Oh sorry. Dinner...Tomorrow...Me.
Mario, clapping his hands excitedly: YEAH!
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Swagmaster: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already. "Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.
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Meggy: Get some sleep.
Smg4: I can't.
Meggy: Why?
Smg4: I have things to do!
Meggy: So do them.
Smg4: I'm too tired.
Meggy: ...Then sleep?
Smg4: I can't. I'm too anxious about not doing things.
Meggy: Then do something!
Smg4: It's too late.
Meggy: ...I'm so confused.
Smg4: Now you're getting it!
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Saiko: Accessories can really boost a woman's self-confidence.
Saiko: For example, I feel 10 times prettier if I carry a giant mallet with me at all times.
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Meggy: Take. It. Off.
Mario, wearing Meggy's beanie: I. Would. Rather. Die.
Meggy: THEN YOU WILL DIE!
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Tari, confused: Luigi, what are you doing?
Luigi, staring intensely at a wall: I'm asserting dominance, Tari!
Tari: ...At what?
Luigi: The ghosts!
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Chris: I'm just glad we're still alive.
Swagmaster: All thanks to my submarine, THE USS M'DICK.
Swagmaster: Speaking of which...
Chris: Ah no...
Swagmaster: I've been meaning to ask...
Chris: I knew, I fucking knew it!
Swagmaster: How does it feel riding M'DICK!
Chris: 22 years! 22 years you've been hanging on to that one!
Swagmaster: You don't know the patience I have...Didn't answer my question either.
Chris: It's tight and damp!
Swagmaster: *Laughing*
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Nutty: Look at this sick salad bowl I found on the side of the road.
Meggy: ...Nutty...Do you know what a bed pan is?
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Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
