Nutty: If you put a bee in a freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it's asleep, put it in your mouth, but don't eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth!
Smg3: Ok, but why the fuck would you do that?
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Swagmaster: Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande's vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me.
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Tari: You know, sometimes I wish I had the ability to make guys really nervous.
Saiko: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me.
Luigi: As a guy, I can confirm that this makes me really nervous.
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Smg2: *Points out something obvious*
Smg1: No shit, Sherlock.
Smg2: Well fuck you, Waston.
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Mosquito: *About to bite Nutty*
Nutty: Umm, I have a girlfriend, bitch. *Flicks mosquito off*
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Boopkins: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Bob: DoN't TaKe It PeRsOnAlLy, BuT i FeEl LiKe I'm BeInG tHrEaTeNeD bY a CuPcAkE.
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Smg4: *Yawns*
Smg3: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.
Smg4: Then you must be exhausted.
Smg3: *Blushes furiously*
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Meggy: Oh, come on! I'm harmless!
Mario: You shot me. Twice.
Meggy: It was an honest mistake.
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Nutty: Man, I could go for some upgamers.
Melony: What's upgamers?
Nutty: WELCOME TO MY MINECRAFT VIDEO!
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Nutty: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three pizza slices and a gun in here and my hands are still warm.
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Smg4, singing: Hush little laptop don't you cry. Daddy's gonna find you some more wifi.
Smg4: And if that wifi doesn't work. Daddy will destroy the fucking Earth.
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Swagmaster: Their opinions don't count, Chris; they're dead.
Chris: You killed them!
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Nutty: *Pokes Tari* You still love me right?
Tari: *Sleepily looks a clock* It's 3am.
Nutty: But do you?
Tari: Yes I still do love you.
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*Luigi is in the kitchen and hears a crash from the living room*
Luigi, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
