Nutty, holding a stick, pretending to be Moses: OPEN SESAME! *Slams stick down into the water*
*Nothing happens*
Nutty: ...
Nutty: God must have changed the password.
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Smg2: Any questions?
Smg3: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Smg2: Uh, a plan, duh...
Smg1: Smg3, chill, I know it's weird, but Smg2 has a point.
Smg3: ...
Smg3: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!
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Saiko: All of your existences are confusing.
The Smg4crew: How so?
Saiko: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.
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Luigi: No problemo!
Luigi, internally: But it was all problemo.
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Nutty: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Melony: ...
Smg4: ...
Tari: ...
Bob: ..WhO?
Nutty: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Bob*
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Meggy: The first time Nutty opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
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Swagmaster: Christmas lights?
Chris: Check.
Swagmaster: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Chris: Check.
Swagmaster: Santa suits?
Chris: Check.
Swagmaster: Shovel?
Chris: Check.
Swagmaster: Alibi and bail money?
Chris: Check-Wait, WHAT?!
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Smg4: Thank you for not saying "I told you so."
Smg3: When you're as right as I am, you don't have to say it.
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Nutty: *Holds out hand to Tari*
Tari: *Holds Nutty's hand*
Nutty: I mean I wanted a high-five but this is ok.
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Saiko: *Casually taking four stairs at a time*
Meggy, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
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Smg2: I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.
Smg2: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
