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Meggy: *Adorably mouthing along to a violent rap song that's playing loudly in her headphones, while wrapped in four blankets on the castle's living room couch*

Smg3: *Sitting near Meggy*

Smg3: *Gapes in surprise*

Mario: *Sitting next to Meggy and notices Smg3* I know, right?

Smg3: ...

Mario: She's so cute.

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Smg2: Okay, two person huddle.

Smg1: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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*Luigi sends more than 5 messages in a row*

Bob: I aIn'T rEaDiNg AlL tHaT.

Bob: I'm HaPpY fOr YoU tHo.

Bob: Or SoRrY tHaT hApPeNeD.

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Smg4: Would you please not Mario this into a situation worse than it already is?

Mario: Hold up, did you just use my name as a verb?

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Nutty: I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water.

*30 seconds later*

Nutty: My cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly.

Mario, who was watching the whole thing: How does it taste?

Nutty: *Takes a sip* ...Bad.

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Smg3: Nothing in life is free.

Luigi: Love is free.

Meggy: Knowledge is free.

Tari: Friendship is free.

Saiko: Self-respect is free.

Bob: EvErYtHiNg'S fReE iF yOu DoN't PaY fOr It.

The Smg4crew: ...

Meggy: Bob, that's illegal-

Smg3: No, let him finish!

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Nutty: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Saiko: ...Nutty, what the hell.

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Mario: *Holding up a picture of a seemingly young anime girl* WHO IS SHE?! IS SHE TWELVE?!

Whimpu: No! She's a thousand years ol-

Mario: *Cocks shotgun*

Whimpu: NO! NOOOOOOOOOO-!

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Nutty: My toxic trait is that I give mental health advice to other people when I'm barely surviving myself.

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Luigi, alone in his house: *Mumming "Come Get Your Love" to himself* Heyyyyy-

Random ghost: Heyyyyy-

Luigi: W H A T -

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Smg1, on the phone: Where are you?

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