Chris: SWAG, WE'RE CRASHING!!
Swagmaster: No we're not, Chris! We're falling with style!
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Tari: I'm sorry.
Saiko: You say that a lot.
Tari: I feel it a lot.
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Smg4, seeing Mario and Nutty sitting on a bench: Why do you guys look so sad?
Mario: Come sit down with us and we'll tell you.
Smg4: *Sits on the bench*
Nutty: This bench is freshly painted.
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Meggy: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.
Smg4: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.
Saiko: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.
Mario: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.
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Smg4, throwing a pokeball at Smg3: Smg3, I choose you!
Smg3, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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Tari: When's the last time you slept?
Nutty: Uh...A few days ago, I think.
Tari: A few-how many?!
Nutty: Uh... *Starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Tari: What you need is sleep!
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Mario: I type how I think.
Smg3: Odd that you type at all then.
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Tari: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Tari, to Luigi: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Saiko, to Boopkins: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Meggy: There are two types of people.
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Nutty: The "how the fucks" and "why are you so dumbs" don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
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Luigi: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.
Bob: My FaVoRiTe Is ExPlAiNiNg ThE dIfFeReNcE bEtWeEn A bUtT dIaL aNd A bOoTy CaLl.
Meggy: It's called connotations.
Nutty: Try this one on for size, "Forgive me, Father, I have sinned" vs "Sorry, Daddy, I've been naughty."
Smg3: Great news! Language is now banned!
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Mario: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Meggy: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
