Bob: Do YoU wAnNa CaRvE a PuMpKiN? iT dOeSn'T hAvE tO bE a PuMpKiN tHoUgH.
Meggy: What else are we gonna carve? A body?
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*The Smg4crew is about to do a haunted house*
Smg4: Okay, if the person at the door asks who we are; I'm the leader, Mario is my number two, Saiko's our combat strength, Melony's our intelligence, Bob and Meggy are our backup support, and Boopkins is the canary.
Boopkins: "Canary?"
Smg4: We send you in first, and if you die, we know the room is dangerous.
Boopkins: Gee, thanks.
***
Smg4: Luigi, why are you going as a trash bag for Halloween?
Luigi: ...I'm supposed to be Batman-
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Tari: Guys, we're out of candy!
Saiko: Already? There's only been 3 kids!
Tari: Yeah, but one little girl said my costume was cute, so I just gave her everything.
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Smg3: I wonder what I should be for Halloween?
Smg4: Mine.
Smg3: ...
Smg3: Yeah that would be pretty scary.
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Chris, dressed as a Van Hellsing: Hey Swag, where's your costume?
Swagmaster, in normal clothes: I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everybody else.
Chris: ...
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Nutty: Sup, Mario. Trick or YEET?
Mario: Yeet?
Nutty, grabbing Mario: YEET it is.
Nutty: *Throws Mario*
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Luigi: What did you guys get?
Smg4: I got some Kit Kats.
Meggy: I got a king size Hershey Bar!
Tari: I got a Butterfinger and some M&Ms!
Bob: I gOt A rOcK.
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*Nutty is chasing Bob with a pumpkin carver in the distance*
Smg3, just arriving: So does anyone want to explain to me why Nutty is chasing Bob around with malicious intent?
Saiko, who's been watching the whole time: We ran out of pumpkins to carve. So Bob, with his lack of wisdom, thought it was a good idea to carve a melon...Right in front of Melony.
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Smg2: Smg1, I'm going to be a dinosaur for Halloween.
Smg1: And why's that?
Smg2: So that I can roar at and bite people I don't like without getting in trouble.
Smg1: ...
Smg1: You are a wonderful monster.
***
Luigi: Mario, I thought you were decorating for Halloween?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
