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Bob: ReAsOnS wHy I sHoUlD tHrOw ThIs PlAsTiC sIx-PaCk RiNg InTo ThE rIvEr.

Bob: I dOn'T wAnT iT.

Bob: ThE rIvEr Is RiGhT tHeRe.

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Meggy: You need to take this more seriously.

Melony: I know, that's why I'm thinking with my eyes closed.

Meggy: That's called taking a nap.

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Smg4, working in his office: Get out of my room.

Mario, T-posing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.

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Saiko: How do you tell someone "you're very stupid" politely?

Nutty: Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.

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Smg4: *Kisses Smg3's cheek*

Smg3: What was that?

Smg4: A kiss.

Smg3: Disgusting...Do it again.

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Nutty: People reading this, y'all dry lips havin ass-AHH, DON'T LICK THEM NOW.

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Swagmaster: Pardon my French you bitchbaguette.

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Saiko: Bob sneezed and I said shut the fuck up instead of bless you.

Meggy: How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up?

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Nutty: Day 46 of me throwing a random object at my friend, Mario, and him trying to guess what it is.

Nutty: *Throws said object at Mario, who's wearing a blindfold*

Mario: MAMAFUCKER! ...Is it a tennis ball?

Nutty: Naaah, corn-on-a-cob.

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Nutty: Always strive to eat the stars.

Mario: Aren't they too hot?

Bob: BlOw On ThEm FiRsT, iDiOt.

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Smg2: Take 5 five hour energy drinks and enter the forbidden hour of the day.

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Nutty: Saiko! Kaizo! I found a song I think you two might like.

Kaizo: Sorry squirt, but we're about to do our band practice routine.

Nutty: Come on! It's just one song and one song only.

Saiko: Ugh, fine! It better be a good one.

*10 minutes later*

*Kaizo playing the drums while Saiko and Nutty are playing the guitar while singing*

Saiko and Nutty: I'M HANGING ON TO THE OTHER SIDE! I WON'T GIVE UP TO THE ENEMY! I'M WHAT YOU GET WHEN THE STARS COLLIDE! NOW FACE IT YOU'RE JUST AN ENEMY-

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Smg2: That was a joke. Say ha.

Smg3: Ha.

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