Karen: Welcome to Five Guys. How can we absolutely scam the shit outta you today?
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Smg3: *Looks over Smg4's shoulder at his laptop* What the fuck?
Smg4: *Slams screen shut* It's just research! For something I'm writing about! I swear that's it!
Smg3: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of Weegee dolls?
Smg4: It's not just "Weegee dolls," it's the Desert Weegee doll. And it's not "breeding habits," it's how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!
Smg3: That doesn't change the fact this is for one scene in your video.
Smg4, offendedly: You don't know that!
Smg3: I hear no denial.
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Luigi, texting in the group chat: Guys, I have a question.
Mario: Kys <3
Luigi: Love you too, bro.
Meggy: Ah, yes. Sibling love.
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Bob: To EvErYoNe wHo HaS tReAtEd Me LiKe CrAp; I aM sExIeR tHaN yOu.
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Meggy: Nutty, you look deep in thought. What's wrong?
Nutty: Did you know you can look at any object and know what it's like to lick it? Even if you've never touched it before?
Meggy: I'm never asking you anything ever again.
Nutty: Pfft, doubt it.
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Swagmaster: *Talking to Bob* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me.
Chris: But this is my abode.
Swagmaster: ...
Swagmaster: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.
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Smg2: What's it like being tall?
Smg1: Is it nice?
Smg2: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Saiko: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 2 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 3 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Meggy: It was one time!
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Nutty: Can centaurs slap their own ass to go faster?
Saiko, laying face-first into the couch arm-rest: *Muffled screaming*
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Mario: Why do we fight over stupid shit?
Smg4: Cuz we say stupid shit.
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Tari: You alright Nutty?
Nutty: Kinda...I hit my head kinda hard today and I've been having memory issues ever since.
Tari: How bad is it?
Nutty: ...
Nutty: How bad is what?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
