Mario: Thanks for not telling Peach what happened.
Smg4, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
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Melony: Good morning!
Saiko: Is it? Is it really?
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Nutty: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.
Nutty: And I started thinking.
Nutty: Like it was just trying to get food.
Nutty: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Nutty: How would I feel?
Meggy: ...Are you okay?
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Smg3: Could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Meggy: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Smg3: Why were you microwaving a lemon?
Meggy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells. I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn't own any pots.
Smg3: Did you burn an orange too? How??
Meggy: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Tari, during "World War Mario": War is heck! War is heck!
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Mario: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Luigi, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Mario, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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Smg2: Have you heard of Murphy's law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Smg1: Yeah, I have.
Smg2: Have you heard of Cole's law?
Smg1: Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Smg2: ...Maybe.
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*The Smg4crew having dinner together*
Melony: Mario, can you pass the salt?
Mario: *Throws Smg3 across the table*
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Meggy: Where's Nutty?
Smg4: Around.
Meggy: Around?
Meggy: You don't have any idea, do you?
Nutty, falling down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?
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Bob: BEHOLD, tHe FiElD iN wHiCh I gRoW mY fUcKs! LaY tHiNe EyEs UpOn It, AnD tHoU sHaLt SeE tHaT iT iS bArReN!
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Mario: Don't ever let a recipe tell you how many chocolate chips to put in.
Mario: You measure that shit with your heart.
Meggy: We're only cooking noodles, Red.
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Nutty: And now the gay update with Smg3. Smg3?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
