Smg3: Do you care about your friends?
Nutty: Of course, all of them.
Smg3: Would you do anything for them?
Nutty: Name it and I'm there.
Smg3: What if they had a problem?
Nutty: Talk to me.
Smg3: Even if they were going through something really tough?
Nutty: Then they won't have to face it alone.
Smg3: What if it hurt them too much to talk about?
Nutty: As much as it hurts, it's only gonna hurt more if you don't open up.
Smg3: Ok good. Now this next part is really important.
Nutty: Lay it on me.
Smg3: What if you had a problem?
Nutty: Bottle it up!
Smg3: No no-
Nutty: Push it all the way down and don't be a burden!
Smg3: No-what you just said-what you just said before-
Nutty: My friends have enough to deal with!
Smg3: Back Nutty, think back-
Nutty: Conceal, don't feel! Do not let it go!
Smg3, exhausted: Ok let's just start from the top again.
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Saiko: Meggy, Tari, you're my friends and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you two doing?
Tari, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Meggy is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Meggy: You're our friend too :)
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Boopkins: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Bob: GeNeRiC eXcUsE.
Boopkins: I can't believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Bob: I cAn.
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Luigi: So, you lied to me?
Mario: That depends on how you define lying.
Luigi: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Mario: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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Meggy: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate-like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Mario: This is a lie.
Mario: I'm literally dating her. This is a lie.
Mario: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE LET ALONE BACON, WHAT IS THIS.
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Bob: In AlCoHoL's DeFeNsE, i'Ve DoNe SoMe PrEtTy DuMb ShIt WhIlE cOmPlEtElY sObEr ToO.
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Chris: You're a loose cannon, Mario.
Mario: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
