Smg4: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight!
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Nutty: Hang on. If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
Nutty: Does that make pizza a tart?!
Nutty: I'm having a crisis over here!
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Swagmaster: Live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! That's what I always say!
Chris: You should say something else.
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Tari: Did you ever have a pet run away and find it or anything?
Mario: I had a lizard that I burnt.
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Meggy: Act natural.
Luigi: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.
Meggy: NO, that's not what I meant! Act like it's a normal day!
Luigi: My "normal" days of late, consist of a lot of panic.
Meggy: Will you just cooperate?
Luigi: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!
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Smg3: Mario, if you don't shut up, I'm going to throw myself out the car.
*Click*
Smg3: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDREN'S LOCK ON?!
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Meggy: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
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Smg2: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Smg3: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Smg2: I'd assume it's as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Smg4: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Smg1: Are. Are you speaking from experience?
Smg4: No!
Smg4: ...
Smg4: ....Maybe.
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Nutty: "Struggling with depression" would imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Smg4: Saiko, keep an eye on Mario today. He's most likely going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Saiko: Sure, I'd love to see Mario getting punched.
Smg4: Try again.
Saiko, sighing: I will try to stop Mario from getting punched.
***
*Bob gets a phone call*
Bob: HeLlO?
Tari: Hey, is Meggy there? I need to talk to her.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
