Smg3: He keeps kicking me in the dick! Why!? Why does he keep kicking me in the dick?!
Smg4: Wait, I think I know a way to beat him.
Smg3: If you say "hit him really hard," I swear to god, I will kick you in the dick!
Smg4: Well, I guess we could hit him...Really hard...
Smg3: *Annoyed growl*
Smg4: Together?
Smg3: ...Whatever.
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Melony: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?
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Mario: He called me the B-word.
Bob: MoThErFuCkEr DoEsN't StArT wItH a "B."
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Saiko: Who ate all of the snacks in the kitchen?!
Mario: Luigi did!
Luigi: What?! No I didn't, you did!
Mario: Come on, take one for the team!
Luigi: What team?!
Mario: The team of me eating everyone's snacks and you covering for me!
***
*In a group chat*
Smg3: First one to reply is gat.
Smg3: *Gay
Smg3: Wait...
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Meggy: I'm a medium by the way. Lots of fans keep sending me large clothing, but I can't wear them cause they're too big.
Mario: I'm an XL. A lot of fans keep sending me smalls because they think I'm a petite little boy. But I am in fact a large fat man.
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Nutty: I hate math. Math is one of the most dumbest things in the world.
Nutty: 0 is more than or equal to X which is more than or equal to -3.
Nutty: I'm sure that means something to some people, but I'm looking at and none of those are real numbers.
Nutty: 0 means nothing and -3 means less than nothing. That doesn't make any sense!
Nutty: I'm measuring the distance between jackshit and fuckall!
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Saiko: I don't wanna see you get hurt, ok! That guy could have killed you! I know you think your tough, but you are fucking five feet tall!
Meggy: I am five foot two!
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Bob: YoU'vE nEvEr ReAd AnY nEwSpApEr CoMiCs? LiKe PeAnUtS. yOu'Ve NeVeR rEaD pEaNuTs?
Melony: Nope.
*Cut to Bob holding a football while Melony prepares to run at it*
Bob: Go AhEaD! I PrOmIsE i'Ll HoLd It!
***
Smg4: Did you do something?
Mario: You need to be more specific.
Smg4: Did you do something illegal?
Mario: More specific.
Smg4: Did you do something illegal recently that would get you in trouble?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
