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*Important*

*Please Read*

Hey reader's, Author here.

Just giving a heads up that I won't be posting daily for these next chapters like I did with the last twenty.

These following chapters will be posted about once or twice a week to give me time to find more quotes and to work on other stuff.

Thanks for reading this (If you did that is) and I hope every single one of you have a fantastic day/week/month.

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Nutty: Hello everyone and welcome back to "Smg4: Incorrect quotes."

Mario: Hi my name is...My name...Name is...Mario!

Nutty: ...

Mario: It's true.

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Smg2: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Smg4: That's deep.

Smg1: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Smg4: That's deeper.

Smg3: ...You guys are idiots.

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Luigi: Meggy, I'm afraid.

Meggy: Just stay close to Saiko.

Luigi: That's why I'm afraid.

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Mario: How stupid do you think I am?!

Saiko: You really want an honest answer to that?

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Melony, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Smg4: What's two plus two?

Mario: Math.

Smg4: ...I will accept that answer.

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Nutty: I once drank a Lego piece.

Meggy: ...What the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Nutty: Yes.

Meggy: Why did you even melt a Lego in the first place?!

Nutty: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

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Smg4: Personally, that's why I don't agree with your opinion.

Smg3: Ok, I have a counterpoint.

Smg4: Valid argument?

Smg3: No. *Pulls out a pipe bomb* Pipe bomb.

Smg4: Oh Sh-

*Explosion*

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Mario, after exercising: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Nutty: *Walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*

Boopkins: Hey Nutty, how was your day?

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