Mario: I need my phone, but I can't get up...Saiko can you motivate me?
Saiko: You'll never accomplish anything in your life, your weakness is pathetic.
Mario: Damn right. *Sinks into the couch*
Saiko: *Annoyed sigh*
***
Nutty: I'm off for my daily run.
Tari: Aren't you forgetting something?
Nutty: Oh right. *Kisses her on the cheek* Later, Bluejay! *Runs out the door*
Tari, flustered: I meant your water bottle!
***
Smg4: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually bi.
***
Mario: I'm I in trouble?
Smg4: I'll give you three guesses.
Mario: No?
Smg4: ...
Mario: ...No?
Smg4: ...
Mario: .........Noooooooo?
***
Nutty, looking at Mario and Meggy doing something together: Looks like love is in the air tonight.
Bob: *Wearing a face mask and spraying disinfectant around the castle*
***
*Smg1 and Smg2 are texting*
Smg1: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.
Smg2: I got spring water.
Smg1: NO!
Smg2: With EXTRA minerals!
Smg2: It's like licking a stalagmite!
Smg1: DON'T COME HOME!
Smg2: Mmmmmm, cave water.
***
Smg4: Stop failing.
Mario: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Mario: *Succeeds*
Mario: Mamafucker!
***
Bob: It'S tImE tO tUrN tHiS iNtO a ReAl BuSiNeSs.
Swagmaster: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Smg3: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Chris: I handle our accounting.
***
Mario: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Meggy: RED, YOU ARE ON FIRE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO FLIRT!
***
Nutty, losing to Tari for the 64th time in a row on SSEITABU: Damn it! I almost had you that time!
Tari: Well you know what they say; Practice makes perfect.
Nutty: If practice makes perfect then how come waking up in the morning never gets any easier?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
