Nutty: Hey!
Mario: ...
Smg4: ...
Saiko: ...
Bob: ...
Meggy: ...
Nutty: Everyone's bones are wet.
Saiko: Why would you say that!
Nutty: No one said hi back.
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Smg3, talking about Smg4: WHAT THE FUCK, I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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Bob: UgH, tHeRe'S aLwAyS tHe WeAk OnEs In ThE gRoUp WhO aRn'T dOwN wItH mUrDeR.
Bob: *Glares at Tari, Luigi and Boopkins*
Tari, Luigi and Boopkins: Well, sorry for having morals!
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Saiko: I'm in charge of this disaster!?
Mario: I have a name, you know.
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Chris: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Swagmaster: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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Mario: Guess what?
Tari: What?
Mario: No, you have to guess.
Tari, thinking: I don't know.
Mario: Nutty is in the hospital.
Tari, freaking out: Why would you make me guess that?!
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Smg3: Smg4, my old friend!
Smg4: I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Smg3: That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Nutty: Wasn't Icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Meggy: ICARUS?
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Swagmaster: You know what? Let's give it a go, Chris. What's the worst that could happen?
Chris: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.
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Mario: *Laughing* Is there anything you can't do besides cooking?
Meggy: Gather my wits and ask you out.
Mario: What?
Meggy: What?
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Nutty: Next time someone gets angry, drape a towel over their shoulders and say, "now you're SUPER ANGRY!"
Nutty: Maybe they'll laugh. Maybe you'll die.
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Mario: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like spaghetti.
Luigi: That's true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Mario: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
