Chris: Swag, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Swagmaster: They're golden retrievers, Chris. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Smg4: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Smg4: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
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Bob: WhY iS iT sO hArD fOr YoU gUyS tO bElIeVe Me?!
The Smg4crew: ...
Bob: Oh, RiGhT. tHe LyInG.
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Luigi: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Mario: Fake?
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Meggy: Why are you late?
Nutty: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Meggy: Overslept?
Nutty: Overslept.
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Smg3: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Smg3, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Saiko: I apologize for saying "fuck" in front of Melony.
Nutty, annoyed: You just said it again.
Melony: ...
Saiko: I am not a role model.
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Mario: Meggy and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Meggy: We what?
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Smg3: Truth or dare?
Smg4: Truth.
Smg3: How many hours have you slept this week?
Smg4: ...
Smg4: Dare.
Smg3: Go to sleep.
Smg4: I don't like this game.
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Nutty: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Boopkins: What?
Nutty: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Bob: NeXt TiMe I'm At ThE pEt StOrE, i'M gOnNa TaKe A hAmStEr AnD dRoP iT iN tHe ScOrPiOn CaGe. I wAnNa SeE wHaT a HaMsTeR's FaCe LoOkS lIkE wHeN iT gOeS, "oH, fUcK."
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Tari and Nutty: *Playing video games*
Smg4: You two woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Nutty: ...
Tari: ...
Smg4, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Tari and Nutty, in shame: Yeah...
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Saiko: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
