Saiko: Can I make you some tea?
Tari: Uhh yeah, sure.
Saiko: Alright we have Green tea, Detox and Shimommalay.
Tari: ...What did you call it?
Saiko: Shi-shimommalay?
Tari: ...It's Chamomile.
Saiko: ...
Tari: *Pulls out her phone*
Saiko, trying to stop her: Wait! Wait!
Tari, running away: I texted everyone!
Saiko: NOOOOO!
***
Nutty: Truth or dare?
Smg4: Dare.
Nutty: Order me a pizza.
Mario, slamming his hands on the table: I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES!
***
Tari: Shroomy, what if there are monsters?
Shroomy: Don't worry, we're top of the food chain.
*Much later*
Tari, lying awake at night: I'm the monster?!
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Smg3, watching Smg4: Don't know if I should punch him or kiss him.
Bob: HoW aBoUt NeItHeR.
Smg3: Fuck you, just because you said that I'm doing both. At the same time.
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Mario: I love hearing Smg4 shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.
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Swagmaster: Hey, Chris. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Chris: To get to the other side?
Swagmaster: You were supposed to say, "I dunno, why?"
Chris: Uh...Fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?
Swagmaster: To get to the idiot's house.
Chris: ...Ok?
Swagmaster: Hey, Chris. Knock knock.
Chris: No.
Swagmaster: You were supposed to say, "who's there?"
Chris: Fine...Let's get this over with. Who's there?
Swagmaster: The chicken.
Chris: ...
Swagmaster: ...
Chris: Listen here you little shit-
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Nutty: You-you wouldn't really want to date me...I'm to-too much of a handful...
Tari: I have two hands.
***
Meggy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Meggy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Meggy: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
