Mario: So Nutty, what part of your infinite wisdom are you sharing with us today?
Nutty: If art is how we decorate space, then music is how we decorate time.
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Bob: ReAlIzInG 2014 iS oNlY 3 mOnThS aWay.
Bob: *Falls of boat while screaming*
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Mario: *Does something stupid*
Meggy: Why are you like this?
Mario: Aww, come on. You know you love me.
Meggy, jokingly: ...Where did you get that idea?
Mario: ...
Mario: *Sniffles*
Meggy: WAIT NO I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN IT, OF COURSE I LOVE YOU!
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Melony: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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Chris: What did you get on your shirt?
Swagmaster: Rust.
Chris: From what?
Swagmaster: Weapons.
Chris: ...Time for more adult supervision.
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Smg4: You're mean!
Mario: You're meaner!
Smg4: Yeah, well, you're ugly too!
Mario: You're uglier!
Smg4: You're a dumbass!
Mario: You're a dumberass!
Smg4: You think "dumberass" is a good insult!
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Nutty: What's your favorite color?
Saiko: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Nutty: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Saiko: ...
Saiko: My favorite color is pink.
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Smg3: We're going to have to split up, like in Scooby Doo.
Smg3, to Tari and Luigi: You two are Scooby and Shaggy. You can search the bathrooms.
Smg3, to Nutty: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge in the basement.
Nutty: What? Why am I Velma? And why do I get the...Dubious looking device?
Smg3: Because only Velma would say "dubious device." Nutty gets the spooky fridge in the basement.
Luigi: And who does that make you? Fred?
Smg3: Bitch, I'm Daphne.
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Mario: Meggy's teasing me because I tried to pick up her cat, but he went slack so I couldn't. So I scolded "you turn back into a solid right this instant."
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Smg3: I am Smg3, and you are?
Smg4: Not as straight as I thought apparently.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
