Tari: I'm sending good vibes your way!
Tari: They're coming.
Tari: ...
Tari: There's nothing you can do to stop them.
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Meggy: Relationships should be 50/50. Mario cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Smg2: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Smg3?
Smg3: Smg1, easily.
Smg1, laughing: What the hell, man.
Smg3: Well, Smg4 would be too easy. He'd probably be into it.
Smg4, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
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Shroomy: Help forests. Stop cutting down trees and don't hold gender reveal parties anywhere near them.
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Saiko: I'd roast you, but I was told that you can't burn trash.
Saiko: *Slow-mo moonwalks walks out of the room*
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Meggy: I feel so burnt out.
Bob: DoN't WoRrY, iT'lL bE oVeR sOoN.
Meggy: Are you gonna...Assassinate me?
Bob: WeLl NoT iF yOu'Re ExPeCtInG iT.
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Tari: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Nutty: Do my parents count?
Tari: Yeah?
Nutty: Then no.
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Saiko: So, are you two dating now?
Mario and Meggy: Yes.
Saiko: Why?
Mario: What can I say? I happen to find Meggy very appealing.
Saiko: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Meggy.
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Chris: As the smart one in this friendship, I think we should-
Swagmaster: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Luigi: Nutty! How was your dental check-up?
Nutty: It was great. The dentist said I had the best set of teeth she's seen all day.
Luigi: That's awesome! By the way have you seen Tari, Mario and Sai-
Saiko: *Rushes by, chasing Tari and Mario* You two have to go to the fucking dentist!!
Tari and Mario: NEVER!!
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Smg1: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Smg3: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Smg3: I was like "woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay and THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Smg1: ...
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
