Nutty: SPONTANIUM-COMBUSTIUM!!! That makes the person who says it explo- *Explodes*
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Mario: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Meggy: ...
Mario: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Woomy girl? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world?
Meggy: "Sorry" doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.
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Smg3: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Saiko: ...
Saiko: I like you.
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Nutty: I'm gonna do a handstand!
Tari: Wait you don't know how to-
Nutty: *Falls to the floor* ...I'm ok.
Tari: *Facepalms while slightly laughing*
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Mario: If I say yes, am I joining a cult?
Box Club Leader: Possibly.
Mario: I'm in.
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Nutty: You know what I've realized?
Smg4: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Nutty: Nice try, anyways-
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Luigi: Smg3, is that legal?
Smg3: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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Bob: YoU cAn Do It, BoOpKiNs!
Bob: BuT iF yOu CaN't, At LeAsT yOuR dEaTh WiLl Be QuIcK, pAiNlEsS, aNd ReAlLy CoOl To WaTcH.
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Smg3: You have Crayons?
Nutty: Yes, I have-
Smg3: You're- how old are you?
Nutty: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS UNDERNEATH THE COUCH BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY. NEEDS. CRAYONS.
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Smg1: I got an idea!
Smg2: Does it involve breaking the law?
Smg1: By now don't you think that's a given?
Smg2: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Smg1: Don't bother.
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Boopkins: I am 17 Cheetos tall.
Luigi: Why are you measuring your height in Cheetos?
Boopkins: Because we're out of Doritos.
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Tari: You alright Nutty?
Nutty: Yea just...Why does life have to be so difficult sometimes.
Tari: Hey don't worry, like they always say; If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try-
Nutty: *Pulls out a gun* -A gun?
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
