Nutty: Do you two want to see a butterfly?
Tari: Ooh, yes please!
Smg4, with his laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Nutty: It's not a bug though...
Smg4: ...
Tari: ...
Smg4: Well I still don't want to see.
Tari, realizing: Wait, please don't throw-
Nutty: YEET! *Throws a stick of butter*
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Swagmaster: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Chris: Spear.
Swagmaster: BLOCKED.
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Meggy: I don't want to fight you!
Mario: I wouldn't want you to fight me either!
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Smg1: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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Smg4: Smg3? What are you doing here?
Smg3, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a Gatorade: My best.
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Nutty: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Luigi: Did Tari say "I love you" and you said "Thanks?"
Nutty: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
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Tari: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
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Smg4: Are you coming to bed?
Smg3: I can't. This is important.
Smg4: What?
Smg3: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Mario: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Smg1: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Nutty: Oh...I'd mildly trouble everyone.
Smg1: Alright, so what would you do?
Nutty: I'd shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Nutty: I'd twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so people would think that they are out of charge.
Nutty: I'd make everyone's glasses a bit foggy so they have to take them off and clean them.
Nutty: I'd tie everyone's shoelaces together.
Nutty: And then lastly, I'd replace everyone's caffeinated coffee with decaf and vice versa.
Smg1: ...
Smg1: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
