Tari: It's the gift that keeps giving!
Melony: It's the flower that keeps blooming!
Meggy: It's the boat that keeps sailing!
Saiko: It's the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
***
Swagmaster: Chris, fire a warning shot.
Chris: Swag, this is M32 Grenade launcher-
Swagmaster: Ah potato potahto, just fire it Chris.
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Mario: In response to not getting the attention I deserve, I have decided I will cause problems on purpose.
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Mario: Toad is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Smg4: Okay, did you talk before he got upset?
Mario: ...Yes?
Smg4: That's probably it.
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Smg1: I bet you're wondering why I gathered you here today. It's because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren't getting along with other people in this room.
Smg3: Why did you say that so vaguely? Smg4 and I are literally the only people you called in here.
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Meggy, trying to stop Nutty's bleeding: This is so bad.
Nutty: It's not that bad. People get shot all the time.
Meggy: No they don't! They get...Paper Cuts...
Mario: I mostly get shot and I turn up fine.
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Melony: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Nutty: If people did that to each other, Saiko would've killed Mario, Bob and me years ago.
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Smg3: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Smg4: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Smg3: I said within reason, Smg4. How about I kill that guy?
Smg4: So killing someone is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Smg3: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
***
Toad: You're alive.
Mario: No need to sound so disappointed.
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Nutty: You just triggered my fight or flight response...And I am a flightless bird~.
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Smg4: You're pathetic!
Mario: You're pathetic-er!
Saiko: You're both losers.
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Swagmaster: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Meggy: So you're just gonna wait until Chris is in danger and save him?
Swagmaster: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
