Tari: Saiko is the bravest person I know. She can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.
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Smg4: Why did you two dress up as each other for Halloween?
Mario: Meggy is the scariest thing I could think of.
Meggy: Red told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Nutty, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I. Am. ENERGY!
Smg3, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me.
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Meggy: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.
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Shroomy: Hi, I'm Shroomy, and only you can prevent forest fires...Seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it.
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Swagmaster: You call it "really bad at darts," I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Karen: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Luigi, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
Nutty, standing in front of Luigi: *Bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen*
Luigi, crying: Please...Stop...
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Bob: I jUsT lEaRnEd A wAy To GeT sTuFf FoR fReE. sTeAl It!
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Smg1: The salary of a clown is 51,000 dollars.
Saiko, gesturing to Mario and Smg4 fighting: And yet these idiots do it daily, and for free!
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Luigi: *Visiting the Castle* Hey guys, I just came to-
Luigi: *Sees Mario shoving Nutty into the washing machine while Smg4 records and Bob watches*
Luigi: *Retreating* Something suddenly came up.
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Nutty: Hey Mario, are you free to watch a movie on Friday? Like, around 7:30pm?
Mario: Sure.
Nutty: What about you Meggy?
Meggy: I'm down.
Nutty: Great! ...Because I'm not. You two can go on without me. Enjoy your date together. *Walks away*
Mario and Meggy: *Blushing*
Meggy: Did he just-
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*At 3am*
Mario: *Runs into Smg4's room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Smg4: *Wakes up* Dude!
Mario: *Cackles*
Smg3: *Sits up from where he was sleeping behind Smg4* What the fuck, Mario?
Mario: *Jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
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Luigi: Raisins. It's nature's candy.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
