Luigi: You gotta stop with this jaywalking!
Bob: MiSs Me WiTh ThAt GaY sHit!
Luigi: WHAT GAY SHIT?! THE LAW!?
***
Meggy: The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word.
Nutty: Bold of you to assume that I don't talk to myself.
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Tari: Someone asked me what my type was and I said grass type. They weren't talking about Pokémon.
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Smg3: Between Bob, Mario, Nutty, and Smg4, if you had to, who would you punch?
Melony: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Smg3: Bob?
Melony: Yeah, but I don't know why.
***
Shroomy: This stew is amazing, Nutty. What's in it?
Nutty: Oh you know; water, some spices, potatoes, muuuuuuushroooooms...
Shroomy: ...I taste delicious.
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Mario: You want the last muffin?
Meggy: Yea.
Mario: You want the last muffin?
Meggy: Yes.
Mario: Do you want the last muffin?
Meggy: Yes!
Mario: Will you go on a date with me?
Meggy: YES!
Meggy: Waaait...
***
Smg1: If there are no questions, we'll move on to the next chapter.
Nutty: I have a question.
Smg1: Certainly, Nutty. What is it?
Nutty: What's the point of existence?
Smg1: I meant any questions about the subject at hand.
Nutty: Oh.
Nutty: Frankly, I'd like to have the issue resolved before I expend any more energy on this.
***
Tari, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Smg2, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
***
*Nutty describing his friends with little to no context*
Nutty: Gordon Ramsay's worst nightmare.
Nutty: Meme machine.
Nutty: Garbage bag with an anime addiction.
Nutty: Emo demon.
Nutty: Female Captain N.
Nutty: Melon lord.
Nutty: Aquaman's pet.
Nutty: Mr. Wins By Doing Nothing.
Nutty: Melon simp with Spongbob's magic pencil.
Nutty: Tsundere Demoman.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
