Nutty: Heh, nice.
***
*Meggy and Boopkins are watching anime*
Meggy: That guy's handsome.
Boopkins: That's a girl.
Meggy: That girl's pretty.
Boopkins: That's a guy.
Meggy: That dog is cute.
Boopkins: That's a cat.
Meggy: WHAT IS EVERYTHING?!
***
Mario: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious-
Mario, getting pepper sprayed: AAAAAA! I WAS WRONG, I WAS HORRIBLY WRONG!
***
Smg4, texting Smg3: I'm crying. You made me cry.
Smg3: Baby.
Smg4: Now is NOT the time for pet names!
Smg3: No, I'm calling you a baby.
Smg3: I'm insulting you.
***
Smg4: Did you bring Saiko?
Mario, gesturing to Meggy: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Smg4: Meggy? The next best thing would be Nutty.
Meggy: I would be offended, but Nutty is freakishly strong.
***
Mario: "I love salad." See that's how I know you're lying. Nobody loves salad.
Tari: I do. I really love salad.
Mario: Not one person on this planet loves salad.
Tari: I do.
Mario: You're on death row. Your last meal, you can either have a steak or a salad.
Tari: I'm gonna choose a salad.
Mario: Fuck you, you're getting a steak!
***
Mario: 5 dollars worth on pump 2 please.
Karen: There is no car at pump 2.
Mario: What?
Mario: *Looks out the window and sees no cars*
Mario: Oh yea...I forgot the car.
***
Smg4 and Smg3: *Aggressively arguing with each other*
Nutty, smugly watching them: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.
***
Nutty: So what's the female equivalent to a T-Bag? Wouldn't it be like a Clam Slam?
Saiko: Never say that again.
Bob: WhY a ClAm SlAm?
Nutty: What else would it be?
Bob: An OyStEr DoYsTeR, i DoN't KnOw?
Saiko: That is so much worse.
***
Mario: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
