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Nutty: Hello, and welcome back to another part of "Smg4 Incorrect Quotes."

Mario: HAAAAAAAAA-

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Smg1: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting.  Deal with it.

Smg2: Darkness without light is an abyss.  Light without darkness is blinding.  You cannot have a coin with one side.

Smg3: YO SOCRATES!  IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

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Shroomy: This is a safety pin.

*Cuts off end*

Shroomy: It is now a danger pin.

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Nutty, singing to the tune of "The Final Countdown": IT'S THE FINAL BRAIN CELL!

Nutty: *Kazoo solo*

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Mario: *Pushes Meggy playfully in the chest*

Meggy: *Grabs Mario's waist and brings him closer*

Meggy: *Grins*  Try that again?

Mario: *Leans in closer*  Gladly.

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Swagmaster: We're about to do the taser challenge.  You want in?

Chris: What's the taser challenge?

Swagmaster: We tase each other, then drink.

Chris: How do you win?

Swagmaster: What are you Chris, a lawyer?  You want in or not?

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Smg3: How long do you reckon it'll be until Nutty finally snaps and commits murder?

Saiko: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to him.

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Smg4: What's the signal when something goes wrong?

Mario: We yell, "oh shit."

Meggy: ...That'll work.

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Boopkins: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Karen: You're too young to have enemies.

Boopkins: You don't even know.

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Mario: Hey guys, today Smg4 pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down.

Mario: The benefits of killing him are that I would get pushed way less.

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Nutty, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Saiko.

Saiko, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, Nutty.

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*The Smg4crew is playing Chess*

Meggy: *Easily beats everyone because she knows how to play*

Melony: *Doesn't know the rules, but wins anyway*

Boopkins: *Doesn't know the rules, and loses*

Bob: *Knows the rules, but still loses to those who don't*

Saiko: Actually, you can't do that, because I said so.

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