Smg3: Merry Christmas! Here, I got this for you.
Smg4: How sweet of you ba-
Smg4: ...
Smg4: Smg3, this is just a framed picture of you.
Smg3: That's right, only the best for you, babe.
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Nutty: Welp, it's time to switch from my anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.
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Chris: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.
Chris: "What do you want for Christmas?" I don't know?
Chris: Financial Security? A stable job?
Swagmaster: A new gun would be nice.
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Tari: Where's your Christmas spirit?
Saiko: Excuse you, I'm festive as fuck.
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Mario: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.
Mario: Most of the year.
Mario: Once in a while.
Mario: Nevermind, I'll buy my own stuff.
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Meggy: Why do you always look so mad?
Saiko: I can't help it. I have a resting Grinch face.
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Smg1: Who came up with the song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas?"
Smg1: That's so stupid!
Smg1: You could ask for anything, but you want an animal that can kill you in at least ten different ways?
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Nutty, singing: I kiss you a merry Christmas, I kiss you a merry Christmas!
Tari: Uhh, Nutty, those aren't the lyrics to the song...
Nutty: Do you want me to kiss you?
Tari: ...
Tari: Yes.
Nutty: So kindly be quiet and let me kiss you.
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Smg4: The Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to "daddy december" and I don't know how to feel about that.
Bob: GrEaT nOw I hAvE tO kInKsHaMe AlL oF iReLaNd.
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Mario: Snow got me feeling some type of way.
Meggy: That's hypothermia.
Mario: Really? Bob told me it was the magic of Christmas.
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Luigi: When I was a kid, I wanted to be one of Santa's elves.
Luigi: Something about making toys every day and knowing it's going to make some kid happy always brought joy.
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Nutty: I hope I get run over.
Mario: Hey, get those negative thoughts out of your head! It's Christmas! Get in the spirit!
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
