Smg4: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Nutty: Yeah-
Nutty: *Kicks in the door*
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Saiko: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
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Luigi: Hey Mario, do you have any spare shaving cream I could use?
Mario: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Luigi: Wait...You eat the shaving cream?
Mario: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?
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Bowser, in a drive-thru: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE.
Karen: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds.
Bowser: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME-
Karen: *Sigh* What do you want?
Bowser: Chicken nuggets please.
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Smg4: Meggy, gather the others. We need to have another Mario-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.
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Smg3: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Smg3: I will not yield.
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Meggy: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Nutty: Awww, thanks-
Meggy: That's not a good thing.
Nutty: All I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny.
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Saiko: Ok, first.
Saiko: WHAT!
Saiko: Second.
Saiko: THE FUCK!
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Smg3: I CAN'T DO IT!
Mario, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Smg3: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!
Smg4: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!
Smg3: ...
Smg3: I appreciate it,
Smg3: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN-
Smg1: Smg3-
Smg3: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Smg2: Smg3 we gotta-
Smg3: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND! YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!
Smg3: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "What am I willing to put up with today?"
Smg3, motioning to Zero: NOT FUCKING THIS!!
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Smg4: Incorrect Quotes
HumorEnjoy some incorrect quotes with the Smg4 crew as well as an Original Character of mine *Does include ships as well as ocxcannon* (All Smg4 characters belong to Smg4 himself) (All Mario characters belong to Nintendo) (Cover art created by me) (Origi...
