How to Survive South Park

Game Over

He starts to tear up as he continues pouring his heart out to them.

"I get you were trying to protect me, but you were doing the exact opposite this entire time! Keeping this all a secret tore this fucking family apart! The government won't ever bother us again, so would you PLEASE STOP FUCKING FIGHTING FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE?!?" He's sobbing at this point and I do my best to comfort him while glaring at his parents.

"Maybe try thinking about how your kid will be affected by your "protection" next time instead of just assuming whatever you do is for the best." The two look down with guilty expressions before his mother asks him,

"Is this your girlfriend, sweetie?" WHAT? Where did that come from?

Before either of us can answer, more 6th graders arrive and New Kid and I don't hold anything back. Grim Fate plus our upgraded arsenals are complete overkill against these guys.

"We'll continue this later, we need to get you two out of here." I tell the two and New Kid nods in agreement. We head back out the way we came and tell New Kid's parents to head back home for now.

Once they leave, New Kid sits down and starts to tear up again.

"It's okay, they know now. I'm sure things will get better from here on out."

"*sniffle* I hope so. Thanks, Wen-"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Two massive lasers suddenly shoot out of the building and they would have obliterated us if they were positioned 10 feet lower.

"WHAT THE?!" New Kid rushes in and I'm right behind him. What we see when we head back inside is nothing short of a nightmare.

"IIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCK!!!!!!!!"

Giant laser beams disintegrate Craig as Butters is crushed to death. From the looks of it, only a few heroes are still alive with me not even seeing half of them in this area of the lab to begin with. Did the others die due to the mutant 6th graders on the way down?

'Holy shit, Cartman really is serious about killing us this time!' I realize in absolute shock and terror... but that's quickly replaced by determination.

Fine then. It's time for us to be the heroes this town deserves.

New Kid looks to be charging up another time reversal but giant laser beams force him to dodge instead. The lasers shoot past us and cause a massive explosion a few hundred feet away.

"COVER ME!" New Kid shouts as he charges in and I obliged by shooting out flame blasts from my Netherborn-enchanted phones. They don't seem to be doing much and what looks like Kyle's cousin if it ate The Blob charges up another laser attack.

New Kid then summons his own royal golden scepter which he uses to turn the sky green and dozens of green meteors rain down on Kyle's cousin. This doesn't stop him from charging his lasers but New Kid dodges them by boosting away with a bone hand.

He flips over the mutant and summons his golden hammer to swing at the back of his head. The attack lands and the giant stumbles forward but still backhands New Kid away while he's close by. He goes flying into a big pile of rubble and I rush in after him, only to nearly get crushed by the mutant's belly flop.

I barely dodge the many-assed kaiju and he charges up his laser again which I use a wave of my own fire to clash with. I get easily overpowered though and I'm blasted back, but a bloodied-up New Kid catches me and lands with me in his arms before I take any more damage.