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Smg4: *Watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a blooper at the aquarium.

Mario: *Covered in ink* Maybe the blooper was being a dick.

***

Nutty: Look guys, I need help.

Saiko: Love help?

Smg4: Financial help?

Tari: Emotional help?

Bob: HeLp MoViNg A bOdY?

*Everyone looks at Bob*

Bob: ...WhAt?

***

Saiko: I have no fears.

Nutty: What if one day you woke up and Meggy was taller than you?

Saiko: ...I have one fear.

***

Luigi: Appreciate the little things.

Mario: *Hugs Meggy*

Meggy: I'm not that short!

***

Tari, accidentally hitting her pinkie toe on a table leg: Ow! Ow! Ow! Fiddlesticks! That really ruffled my feathers!

Bob: PlEaSe JuSt SaY fUcK!

***

Tari: Hey have you seen Nutty anywhere?

Saiko: No I haven't, wh-?

*Boom*

*Crash*

*Thud*

*All noises come from the second floor of the castle*

Saiko: ...Think I found him.

***

Meggy: Can someone explain to me why there's a cow in the kitchen?

Mario: Mario wanted some milk but we ran out so I panicked and bought a cow.

***

Tari: I need you to swear-

Nutty: Fuck.

Tari: ...I meant like, promise.

***

Nutty: Dashing through the halls-

Mario: Failed my test todayyy-

Nutty: Don't know what to dooo-

Mario: With my life h o o r a y !

Nutty: JINGLE BELLS!!!

Mario: Taking L'SSS-

Nutty: Hit me with a sleigh!

Mario: I'm so done-

Nutty: This isn't fun-

Mario: There goes my GPA!

Meggy: ...

Smg4: ...

***

Meggy: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Nutty: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Mario: I got distracted about halfway through.

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