Hi, so I was so sick for the past three days 🤡. It's such a bitch, and I hate it... So here's another cringey random 😃 (disclaimer: more meme 🤡)
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John: It's so sad that we won't be able to see Arthur again...
Jesse, a Christian: Yeah, so sad 🙂🙂🙂
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Susan: My camp, my rules!
Jesse in the background: MY KNIFE, YOUR LIFE!
Arthur: JESSE!
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Dutch: I don't care what type of god you have faith in, but have faith in ME! I am more capable than some god you don't see.
Jesse: Are you though?
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Micah: You're a bully.
Arthur: Jesse's not a bully.
Micah: He called me a rat!
Jesse: 'Snot my fault you look and smell like one 🙄
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Random human: You look young for your build, how old are you?
*Jesse counts with his fingers*
Jesse: It's 1899 right?
Random human: Did you really just count how old you are?
Jesse: WELL I DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE IT THIS FAR!
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*13 year old Jesse flips table*
Jesse: I TOLD YOU 4 TIMES 4 IS 16 FOR THE FIFTH TIME ALREADY!
John in tears: i'M sOrRy!
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Jesse: Micah dies of natural causes.
Dutch:... You pushed him off of Bacchus Bridge!
Jesse: See, I understand that you never went to school but gravity is a hundred percent natural 🙂🙂🙂
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Jesse: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying...
John:... And?
Jesse: And you are.
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Micah: Watch your mouth boy, I could kill you if I wanted to...
😐Jesse: Okay? I mean, so could anyone else.
Micah: W-whAt? H-hUh?
😩Jesse: I mean, so could a horse, a cat, a VERY AMBITIOUS DUCK,
Micah: Where are you going with this?
😤Jesse: My point is... It's not that hard... You're not special... Micah.
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*In a gang meeting in Beaver Hollow*
Micah: Cleet and Joe are angels, Dutch.
Jesse: sowaslucifer
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Micah: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
John: No
Arthur: Absolutely not.
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Jesse: I hope it sucks whatever you're going through.
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Arthur: JESSE GO TO BED! It's 3 in the morning, if you don't, you're gonna hate yourself in the morning!
Jesse: Joke's on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning REGARDLESS!
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Jessica: Jesse, you should go to sleep, you're killing yourself.
Jesse: I can't, everything's going wrong.
Jessica: Daniel slept in a lion's den, Peter slept in a prison, Jesus slept in a storm. No matter your circumstance, you can take a nap.
Jesse: ;-;
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Jesiah | A Red Dead Redemption II x OCs Insert
FanfictionJesiah DeSantis. Boy is a thief and he ain't a good kid, but no one always start that way. He even thinks that this life chose him. Sent to a reform school where he'd get treated ways he couldn't even imagine, rather than turn him good. Managing to...
