Funny Scenarios

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*Broppy both trying to sleep*

P:
P:... Branch
B: Hm... What?
P:You're sweaty.
P:like a lot.
B: Want me go back in the shower?*rubs his eyes*
P: I mean-
B: Fine fine, getting in shower, brb...

-5 minutes later-

B: im back *drops in bed*
P:MMM!! Smells like candy!*nuzzle him*
B: Hm-mm, now sleep
*both tries to sleep*
P:.... Wait ur on my side of the bed right now
B: Wtf do you mean im on-
P: Ur on MY side I cant sleep if I dont get my head on that chest of urs and be able ur badum badum heart branchie boo :((
B: FINE FINE! Cmon!
*switches places*
B:.... Poppy you're taking a the blanket to urself.
P:.. Nu
B: Yes you are. And you took Crocko.
C: :(
P: But it smells like you :(
B: im literally next to you I probab smell more like myself than Crocko ever will!!
P: You didnt let me your shirt today tho the least is to let me Crocko. 😖
B: I just want my part of blanket!
P: *throws it on his face*
B:AAHHH! WTF WAS THAT.
P: THE BLANKET WHY DID U SCREAM.
B: U SCARED ME I THOUGHT IT WAS A GHOST!
P: THERES A GHOST???
B: NO!!
P: BRAAANCCCHHH!!! THERES AGHOST PROTECT ME!! *points at something*

..

B:..... is Crocko under the blanket the ghost.

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-Snack pack group chat-

Smidge: Hi guys!
Guy:Are we still going swimming today?
Biggie: I needed get a trunk for Mr. Dinkles.
Branch: 👻👁️🐝🕵️‍♂️😍
DJ: You put a trunk on Mr. D?
Fuzzbert: :/
Biggie: Is that a problem? :(
Poppy: 😍👁️🍖👒🍭🍬
Guy: Oh wtf are they saying again-
Branch:👁️🍖🛑🏊‍♂️👉🍭🍬❤️❤️❤️😍
DJ: No idea, they never explained.
Poppy: 😍💋🍑
Guy: POPPY WTF.

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- The Snack Pack is hanging at the market in the end of the day -

Branch : C*omes grumpily*
SP:????
Branch: *sit next to Poppy and flops in her arms, face in her shoulder*
Branch: sjfhbefinwd
Poppy: Aww, really baby? :((
Branch: sjdnammrne...
Smid: How do you understand him-
Poppy: Its easy?... He's just saying he had a rough day and he wants some cuddle, we are going to it, right my branchie boo? :)
Branch: Jbehrhheheheheh-

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- SSH SH!! Listen!!

Poppy placed a finger on Branch's lips. The two stayed quiet, listening to the distant bells of the hug time watches of their friends. Poppy's ears perked up in excitation.

- There!

It was until Branch licked her finger.

- AAHHHEEWWWWW!!! BRANCH!!!

The gray troll started to laugh hysterically... Behind the camera the director of the movie facepalmed;

- NONONO!! STOP BITE OR LICK OR WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING ON HER FINGER!!!

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*Poppy and Branch just watching their new pod idk*

Branch turns to Poppy to take her hand.. But he notice shes staring at the view.

- Poppy?

-... Can you believe this Branch?

They watch together the village, Branch doesnt get it

- What?

- That this is OUR people....

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(recording a song, the true fans will get it)

Branch: Again, but better this time

Poppy: *Sobs*

Branch: NO I DIDNT MEANT LIKE THAT BABY JUST SING IT AGAIN FOR ME I LOVE UR VOICE SM JHIGIGVJBK

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(Trolls 3)

Branch: WHERE DOES IT CAME FROM??* Panicking cause egg*

COoper: You see Branch... When two trolls in love-

Everyone: COOPER!!

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*Poppy doing scrapbook on her bed*

Poppy: *SIGH* Im boreeddddd

Branch: *Sitting back against the bed* We are literally eating snacks, scrapbooking AND watching a movie, how can you be bored?

POPPY: *smirks with an idea* Missing one thinggg~

She leans over and grab his cheeks to lift his chin cfficgicit

Branch: *chuckles Ftufgifyi-* What are you doing, sunshine?

Poppy: Cmonnnn!!! Its like an upside down kiss!! Just try it, you gonna like it grumpy pants.

Branch: Wasn't last night dary enough? (IM SORRY HELP hes just jk they probably cuddledfyifif)

POPPY:...... Nan

Branch: *laughs and grab her cheek as well* Finnne fiiine, cmere~...

THEY KISS DOHODHDGIGCK  JIVJIG

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Branch is making a sign for a party, and he's like 'Yeah! Ill be fine!' after Poppy proposed help him but then, Poppy gets closer to him and HFJJDJD she gets so close he can sense her breathe on his cheek.. But then he all flustered andjust go like 'SURE! I mean-- sure!' BUT THEY BOTH JUMP CAUSE OF HOW LOUD HE SAID THAT-

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Ill come with more eventually :3

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