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SUBJECT: KEVIN OWENS
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Where do I even start?
*sigh*
*heart eyes*
I am pathetically in love with Kevin Owens.
I'm so conflicted by him it's insane.
I clearly need help.
Like, I seriously sometimes wish I could marry him but then no cause like he's got a beautiful wife and two beautiful kids and I'm not a homewrecker and aaaaaaah.
He's just so freaking talented and his heel persona, omg.
He's so good at being an asshole and in a recent interview he said he's great at it because he said and I quote, "Who better to portray a despicable asshole than a guy who's been called all the names in the book for being heavier than most?"
It tore my heart cause who the fuck insults someone else based on their weight?
ugh, i hate that.
LIKE WHO ARE THEY CAUSE I WILL FIND THEM AND BEAT THEM WITH MY TINY HANDS!!
The fact that he's a father makes this all 1000x more endearing cause when he talks about his kids he gets literal heart eyes and you can tell his family means everything to him. Plus,he's BFF's with Sami Zayn and if there's anyone I'm more smitten by then Owens it's that little adorable Ginger known as Sami Zayn.
My heart, oh my heart implodes for them xD
I just want a friend or brother or lover or whatever that's remotely as cool as Owens seems. He's all tough in the ring but based on interviews and the Table for 3 thing, he seems like a total shy teddy bear that ironically goes into murder mode too!
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