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   STARTED OCT 9, 2015

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   STARTED OCT 9, 2015.

On behalf of a request by a lovely follower,  I bring forth my WWE Rant Book. In this book, I'll basically be dropping daily pipebombs because I think I'm quite overly passionate about some of these topics.

   I mean, wrestling in general is pretty fantastic. It makes me cry, scream, smile, and turn my dislike for some wrestlers into love.

    I don't even know how to explain that to my friends who don't watch wrestling, but I think we all have a common bond here.

   WHAT TO EXPECT?

   You can expect brutal honesty and a whole shitload of cursing because I'm a fucking sailor. Ok, not I'm not. I'm a college kid who thankfully isn't in debt because scholarships, but the work load does make me a bit cranky sometimes.

   Writing is my form of relaxing, and cursing helps a lot. 

   Sometimes I can't drop f-bombs in my story cause it won't fit the character or occasion, but right now there's no characters. It's just me and my honest opinions.

   For the most part, I'll rant about whatever bothers me, but it there is anything in specific you want to hear my opinion on, just let me know down below with a comment.

   Expect lots of cynical dark humor from my part, and know that even if our opinions clash, you can always respectfully state yours. Although the sole purpose of this book is for me to bitch + moan, I do want loads of interaction. 

   I hope we can achieve this.

   DISCLAIMER(S):

   → Unless I directly say, ❝Randy Orton and JBL are really problematic wanky peasants outside their characters too❞ don't assume I'm hating on anyone for who they are outside the WWE. To better state this, I'm (for the most part) solely bashing a gimmick / wrestler's booking.

     →  If I hate your favorite, please don't give me shit about it. These are simply my opinions. I fucking love CM Punk, but if you hate him, oh fucking well. At the end of the day, I support + love him and that's all I care about.

    → None of these rants should be taken too seriously because as I'm sure you'll see in future chapters, I change my mind quite easily. 

I AM JUST HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

I AM JUST HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

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SO DON'T MAKE ME MAD

I'M PRETTY DARN STOKED,SO LET'S GET STARTED,AYE?AYE!

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I'M PRETTY DARN STOKED,
SO LET'S GET STARTED,
AYE?
AYE!

I'M PRETTY DARN STOKED,SO LET'S GET STARTED,AYE?AYE!

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