This Game Called Life

By Enejiang

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A drunk Russian communist warrior. An angry Rogue cursing in Cantonese. An Italian who would sooner shoot p... More

[1] My First Mission...Just WTF!?
[2] Golfing style
[3] The tutorial of hell
[4] Turnaround
[5] Result
[6] Me IRL
[7] Surprise
[8] New party members...And doubts
[9] A slight disruption
[10] Side quest
[11] Boar fighting
[12] Hiding
[13] Confessions
[14] Guild
[15] In a place, far far away...
[16] The hunt for dinner
[17] Hunted
[18] New moon
[19] Peace, bread and pizza!
[20] On patrol...
[1K] Reads Hall of Honours
[21] Bad timing
[22] One sided bet
[23] LV 20 Priest vs LV 102 Archmange
[24] Happy birthday
[25] 12 years ago...Yesterday
[26] Through the gates...
[27] Briefing
[28] The hardest skill
[29] Full party
[30] Preparation
[31] Are you kidding me...
[32] Attack on Catobplepas (Front side)
[33] Attack on Catoblepas (Rear side)
[34] Race for days
[35] Aftermath
[36] 12 years ago...Today
[37] LV 50...Now what?
[38] Shopping
[39] When your AI carries you...
[40] My mana bar disappeared...
[41] Questions for later, dragon for now
[42] Team strategy...None
[43] So...What now?
[3K] Reads Hall of Honours
[44] Holy...
[45] Not quite prince charming...
[46] Uhhh...I don't know what to say
[47] About time now
[48] So you want to start a guild?
[49] Names, names, names...
[50] Recruitment
Game sign up (Part 1) [CLOSED]
Game sign up (Part 2) [CLOSED]
[51] It's a small world...
[52] Well...That escalated quickly...
[53] LV 222 Crusader VS LV 110 Knight and LV 101 Battlemage
[54] Well, I guess that's that...
[55] The new team
[56] The next step
[57] I have no idea what to say...
[58] Oh no...
[59] Breaching the gates
[60] A few hours ago...
[6K] Hall of honors
[61] Kagami yo kagami yo kagami san...
[62] The choke point
[63] Fire, fire, fire...
[64] Game over...The 3rd time?
[65] Huh...So that's what happened...
[66] Hot spring (Arrival)
[67] Hot spring (Guys talk)
[68] Hot Spring (Phase 1...)
[69] Hot spring (Abort mission)
[70] Base talk
[71] Knock, knock...
[72] It's definitely getting crowded now...
[SPECIAL] #1
[73] The big 5
[74] Meanwhile outside...
[10K] Hall of Honors
[75] At the end of meeting...
[76] Compromise
[77] A brief history class...
[78] Oh my oh my...
[79] A day ago...Before the meeting...
[80] It's a honey trap!
[81] At the heart of enemy...
[82] Before the march...
[83] Divide and conquer
[84] Meanwhile in the south...
[85] Trapped...From above...
[86] Meanwhile in the north...
[87] Lv 333 Demon Tamer VS Lv 354 Phantom Slayer
[88] The dragon lord
[89] A pro montage basically...
[90] Onslaught
[SPECIAL] #2
[91] Reaper's grin
[92] Not quite gg...
[93] A toast to the random stranger who saved the day...
[94] A quick report...
[TAGGED]
[95] Tengen Toppa Magic Lagann!
[96] Discussion in the sky
[97] Destiny in a vial
[98] The ultimate 'chicken' game
[99] HAHA! Oh no wait...
[100] AGRHHHHHHH!!!
[101] Through sword and fire
[102] Round 2
[20K] Hall of Honors
[103] Dead end
[104] Free fortress
[105] ENNNNNNN!!!???
[106] Through the eye of the hunter...
[107] Under the moon...
[108] Kimotameshi
[109] Traps for dayz
[110] Happy hallow...
[111] Just...
[112] Flip out
[113] New dark plans brewing...
[114] Communist legend
[115] The four horsemen
[116] Unexpected msg...
[117] Starbucks and chill...
[118] Oh...I did not quite expect that...
[119] OwO
[120] Well that went surprisingly well...
[121] Not again...
[SPECIAL] #3
[122] Weighing the odds
[123] LV 444 Reaper VS LV 402 Night weaver
[TAGGED]
[124] Oh man...
[125] Getting dunked
[126] Ashes
[127] From bottom to top...
[128] A bad dream...
[129] Unexpected guest...
[130] Not so lonely Christmas...
[131] Repetition, repetition, repetition...
[132] Near the top...(1 year timeskip)
[133] Oh...
[134] Fall
[135] Literally in hell...
[136] Blood and evil
[137] It's on me
[138] Giving it 100%...and MORE!!!
[139] HFS...
[TAGGED]
[140] Motive
[141] I have a bad feeling about this...
[142] Not the 'dare' now...
[143] The next 'bet'...
[144] Challenge...Accepted
[145] Grand entrance
[146] Blood and dragon
[147] CAN YOU FEEL IT!?!?!?
[148] Congratulations
[149] Meanwhile in Legionnaire...
[150] Meanwhile in Chaos...
[TAGGED]
[151] "It"
[152] The answer
[153] Showdown
[154] Camp
[155] The angel of blood
[156] Cutting butter
[50K] Hall of Honors
[157] This is madness!
[158] PANZER VOR!!!
[159] Sheep and lion
[160] BREACHING THE GATEZ
[161] STONE FORTRESS!!!
[162] Moving on
[163] When you come in without knocking...
[164] Go forward
[165] LV 865 Assassin VS LV 1000 Sage
[166] Death knockin...
[167] The one at the top...
[168] REEPS vs "The strongest"
[169] THE PLOT TWIST IS OVER 9000
[170] Move like Jaggerrrrrrrrrrrr!~
[171] AGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[172] FOR MOTHER ROSHA!!!
[173] Aftermath...(1 week later)
[175] Death flag
[176] Jabaited
[177] After party
[178] Secret plot twist
[179] Je t'aime
[180] Afterwards...
[GRAND] Hall of honors
[SPECIAL] #4

[174] Capture the flag

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By Enejiang

BOOM!!!

The cannon roared in the distance.

The game has begun.

***

"Gosh dangit why can't me and Megumi be on the same team!" Eritol loudly complained.

"Just shut up with your lovey dovey comedy already!" Celeste yelled back. "If you like her why not just confess to her?"

"Cause?-" Eritol stuttered.

"Cause you need to man up!" Celeste said with a 'I told you so' voice.

"I see you yelling like goku all day, but where is your over 9000 now?" Celeste continued to chide.

"Ehhh-"

"Bitch get pull yo shit together! Oh look there she comes!" Celeste pointed.

"Oh shit! I am not ready!"

"Bitch you are ready cause I say so!" Celeste said with a sassy tone as she shoved him ahead.

"Hey Megumi!..." Eritol waved awkwardly.

There was a moment of pause in Megumi's look, a brief moment later she drew out her twin curved blade and yelled:

"Fire cross!"

A bolt of fire rushed towards Eritol, who just stood there, shocked and completely frozen in place.

"Dodge man! Are you out of your mind!" Celeste screamed, but Eritol just stood there eyes growing wider and brighter as the projectile flew towards him.

"Erit-"

BOOM!

Eritol body disappeared in a black smoke along with the rest of Celeste's word.

"Gosh..." Celeste face palmed her helmet so hard, she swore she made a dent.

"What's the problem meow?" Kasa said from behind Celeste.

Eziel, Piphra, Magicalnes, Sull1van , someone helpful all emerged behind her and turned to face Megumi on the other side.

"Seize the infidel!" Sull1van yelled and raised her sword and charge.

"Wait! Something is wrong!" Eziel yelled, but it was too late as everyone else charged forward.

TU-TU-TU-TU-TU-TU-TU-TU-TU-TU!

In less then 10 seconds, all 7 members of Riga's team who appeared were now all flat on that ground; dead.

"Woah! Did I just miss all the fun?" Zane said. "You took down all of them by yourself?"

"That's my meat ball!" Sioux swing a hug around Meatball.

"Careful." Meatball lightly blew the steaming smoke coming from the tip of his Tommy gun. "Back in my citta, they call me Al-Padre."

Behind him, Maximus, Ansel, Zera emerged into view.

"So it's over now? That's there most people right?" Maximus looked around confusingly.

"Yeah it seems so. I really liked the cat girl tho, too bad she wasn't on our team."  Zera commented.

"Same. I would do anything even if it meant destroying the world to protect these neko girls. Neko girls's place in my heart is beyond a mere want, it is an essential need to my grand goal of building a universal harem!..." Maximus voice was cut short, as a dagger found its target on his throat. Maximus collapsed backwards and shattered into a million red pieces.

The remaining 6 all turned to the hostile figure.

There on the other side stood a single slender figure.

Constance licked her lips once, and looked to her enemies in a way like dessert that was about to be devoured.

Q: Do you know any Italian words?

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