Requested by @a_person_named_alex
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You're sitting in the library scowling at my Transfiguration homework when the infamous Remus Lupin sprints in. He scans the library and sees you sitting in the back. He sprints over and throws himself into the chair next to you.
"If anyone asks, I was in here the entire time."
Before you could nod to deny or confirm his demand, he grabs one of your books and lifts it as if he was reading it. Not even five seconds pass when Regulus Black storms into the library looking extremely pissed off.
"Lupin!"
Remus acts like he's surprised and looks up innocently.
"What Black? You're interrupting my studies. You know, some of us actually care about our grades."
Black looks at the book, up at Remus, and over at you.
"How long has he been in here?"
You shrug.
"A couple of hours."
"I think you're lying."
"And I think your dick is jealous of your personality because the dick in your personality is obviously bigger than your tic tac."
Black looks at you dumbfounded while Remus smirks. Black gives you an appraising look before he turns on his heel and stomps out.
You sigh and Remus looks over at you before speaking.
"Thanks for that. What's your name?"
"The Man of My Dreams."
"Hullo, The Man of My Dreams. Wait a minute. . . I see what you did there."
"Do you now?" you ask cheekily.
He smirks.
"Seriously. What's your name?"
"Y/N."
"Remus Lupin at your service."
He gives a mock bow while staying seated.
"I guess I owe you for that."
"What did you do to Black?"
"I overhead a conversation he was having where he told his friends that he hates cats. I may have borrowed everyone's cat in Gryffindor and put them in his dorm room."
"Wow. Impressive."
"Thanks. Well, I gotta go. I will see you later."
He wiggles his eyebrows at you then leaves.
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You had just told one of your friends that you're gay.
"You're gay?!"
"Yes. Is that a problem?"
"You could've told me sooner! Why are you gay?!"
Remus steps up next to you out of nowhere and enters the conversation casually.
"Who cares whether he kisses guys or girls? It shouldn't matter to you unless you're the one receiving the kiss. That's why it matters to me, and you can fuck off."
"Are you saying that you're with him?"
Remus winks at him.
"That's exactly what I'm saying."
Remus wraps an arm around your waist.
"Whatever," your friend mutters and walks away.
"So-"
Then Remus is kissing you.
"I've wanted to do that for a while now."
"Why now?"
"Well, I just found out you like guys."
He grabs your hand and intertwines your fingers
"Where to, The Man of My Dreams?"