Zara: Oh boy! Halloween! The greatest holiday in the whole entire year of fall! Oh we should totally go trick or treating!
Hye-Jin: Zara, I don't think one of us wants to go trick or treating. Trick or treating is for babies. We are too old to be doing baby stuff.
Zara: Nonsense, anyone is never too old to go trick or treating.
Eui: I like to agree with Zara.
Hye-Jin: Eui, are you serious? Not you too-
Eui: I don't think you understand the true meaning of trick or treating.
Hye-Jin: Of course I do! What do you think I'm an idiot? The true meaning of that shit is wear silly costumes, ring the door bell and say "TRICK OR TREAT!" *sighs*
Eui: You're missing something...
Hye-Jin: And what would that be?
Eui: Free candy of course!
Hye-Jin: .....
Zara: Eui is right. Do you know how much Halloween candy cost? It's like $17 for a bag of different kinds of candies. Instead of spending the money on candy. When we can go out on the streets and get some candy.
Hye-Jin: Sounds like some drug deal for ecstasy. Besides, in no way in hell I want to dress up in a silly costume that might make me look like some fricken prostitute.
Zara: Tooooo late! I already got the costumes!
Hye-Jin: WHAAAAAT?! When?! I didn't see any Amazon packages!!
Zara: They came while you were taking a nap. And I ordered them back in September. *giggles*
Hye-Jin: Zara! You fricken sly bitch! *sighs* dear god...I don't know what the hell you got me. Better not be slutty...
Zara: Oh no. Here you go.
Hye-Jin: WHAT IS THAT?!
Zara: Ahahaha oops wrong one. Here you go.
Hye-Jin: Dear god...are you fucking serious..?
Zara: You are going to be Stitch! You'll look adorable! I heard you love Disney and Stitch is your favorite Disney character. *giggles*
Hye-Jin: BACK WHEN I WAS 7! I AM 24 YEARS OLD! There is no way in hell I am going to wear that! I will look stupid! *huffs*
Dace: And you don't think I look stupid?
Evie: I don't think you look stupid, I think you look adorable. *giggles softly*
Dace: Oh dear bloody sod! The hell I don't look adorable! I look like a dumb idiot!
Hye-Jin: Tsk, aren't you always an idiot?
Dace: Excuse me?! Look who's talking- OUCH!
Evie: Knock it off you cotton tailed British bitch. *sighs*
Dace: Ouch...you're hurting my feelings... *whines*
Evie: After all I am the queen of hearts. So maybe I have the bad side of me.
Dace: No I think the bad side of you is when you're on your period-OUCH! QUIT HITTING ME WOMAN!
Evie: Then quit being a little turd.
Dace: What are you going to do about it red head?
Evie: ....
Dace: Ha! You got nothing to say or do!
Evie: Better sleep with one eye open. You'll never know when I'll plot your death...
Dace: Eep!
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