JESSE: ty ty how is georgia
TYLER: rude of you to discuss your famous mac n cheese in my face like this
JESSE: sorry man
TYLER: it's ok, daddy
ALEX: STOP CALLING HIM THAT YOU ARE CREEPY
TYLER: : )
TYLER: kinda lonely tbh i've been watching a lot of movies. and off topic but i didn't expect to see a killer monkey in space in ad astra
TYLER: i still watched it tho cause brad pitt is a dilf and i'd ram him so hard
ALEX: omg jesse delete this group chat, we're ignoring my brother from now on
JESSE: BAHAHAH no i love him (brad pitt IS SUCH a dilf)
TYLER: RIGHT
ALEX: jesus why don't you two just get together already
TYLER: i've fantasized about it
JESSE: i think you are most handsome, ty, but i'm kinda in love with alex. and i don't want to suck any dicks
TYLER: : ' (
TYLER: anyway yeah. i love the apartment and the city's super nice. but like until basketball starts up in a few weeks, i'm kinda on my own
JESSE: go back to that coffee shop, you said you met some people who seemed nice... cayden and logan? that's what the other texts say
TYLER: i did but idk...
ALEX: tyler hamilton.
ALEX: pick your ass up off of the couch and get out there!!! you said cayden works there?? like. go see if he's working and chitchat. make some cute little georgia friends!
JESSE: you deserve it, ty. maybe you can find a hot dude to bone while you're at it
TYLER: yes! i've always wanted to have sex in a cafe
ALEX: GOODBYE. LEAVE THE APARTMENT. LIVE. YOUR. LIFE.
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So this morning, I threw on a shirt, pants, shoes; the usual getup. I even wore the pair of sunglasses my sugar daddy had bought me last year on my (Alex's) birthday. I felt like a whole ass dime walking out of the apartment and down the streets of Atlanta. In my mind, I was in slow motion and people were staring at me and I was pulling down my sunglasses to check them out and wink, which causes guys and girls to swoon.
In real life, though, I was just walking like a normal dude. But I felt badass. Like Tyler Durden from Fight Club. One of the movies I'd binged during my second marathon of the week. Pretty cool movie. Very hot Brad Pitt. Could fuck me up any day, hour, minute, second of the week.
When I got to the café where I'd met Cayden and Logan, I walked inside and was surprised to find the two of them there again. There were few customers spread around the café sitting down and drinking and stuff. Cayden was behind the counter and leaning on it while Logan sat on a barstool at the counter and was talking to him. When I walked inside and the door chimed, Cayden looked up and recognized me, his eyes widening immediately.
"The mysterious Tyler!" Cayden exclaimed, pushing himself away from the counter and walking up behind the register. "This time, I'm going to take your order first because that's my job. But then you're going to sit next to Logan so we can get the scoop."
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