Blue Collar Cuffin' - Jikook

Tinder Is For The Weak and Horny

Warning
My guys, I am so tired. It's four am.
However this chapter goes, I blame it
on sleep deprivation and tinder

ALSO EARLY UPDATE FOR 20k!!!

- Vio
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Jimin and Taehyung looked like two boss ass bitches double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Both boys had scored extra hot dates to club it out with at Moon's grand opening, the week having past with little trouble and much hype, and so they'd dressed extra sharp for the opening.

Taehyung was in a black turtle neck sweater, black ripped skinny jeans, and a form fitting open blazer to match; Jimin wore matching ripped jeans and a see through pink blouse which show cased the Nevermind tattoo across his right torso. The boys blinged themselves, Taehyung with a chain earring that looped through two holes in his ears where Jimin wore a single silver loop in only one.

They felt, and looked, very hot, even while standing alone on a city street, in the middle of the night, two blocks away from a flashing bright pink club where the entrance line stretched so long you'd think it was a BTS concert.

Taehyung, of course, had chickened out of talking with Hoseok and so only Jimin and Seokjin knew he was coming. Seokjin, who was blind to the whole sope history, was eager to hear a music producer was on the guest list and asked if Yoongi could come up with a set list for the DJ.

Jimin, instead of focusing on the fact that there had been no sign of Jieun for a whole week, decided to shift his mind to Taehyung. Because thinking how she'd react to him chickening out of their deal at every chance he got drove too crazy. It's just...every time Jimin thought about it, of saying something awful, Jungkook would get that disbelieving, joy filled gleam in his eyes and the words got stuck in Jimin's throat. He was being selfish, he knew that, but he just couldn't do it.

"Does Yoongi know? That Hobi will be there?" Jimin asked.

"Well- "

"Taehyung!"

"How exactly was I supposed to bring it up?" Taehyung huffed before glaring at a group of college guys checking them out as they headed towards Moon. "I'm not dating Yoongi, Jimin. And Yoongi doesn't know I know about Hoseok. I guessed it pretty early on but I only know for sure because you know which I also can't explain because you only know because Jungkook knows but Yoongi doesn't know that Jungkook knows so me bringing it up would seem so random!!"

"Okay. Okay I get it." Jimin said, putting his hands up in the air defensively. "Speaking of the boys, shouldn't they be here by now?"

"Right, I forgot to tell you. Yoongi texted they'd be late, apparently something went wrong with construction and it set them back a bit." Taehyung checked his phone. "Yoongs says that they just got on the subway now."

"Yoongs?"

"Shut up." Taehyung replied, but there was a light blush forming on his tan cheeks. Then, a dark grin broke out on his face as he rolled his eyes back and mimicked Jimin's high pitched voice: "Aw Kook, hit me harder-"

Jimin's mouth dropped, he hit Taehyung on the shoulder - hard. "You did not!! You were hungover!!"

"I was hungover, not deaf." Taehyung rolled his eyes, poking Jimin in the side which caused the color to drain from Jimin's cheeks.