Chapter 73: Don't even try and comprehend this one, I was board

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Warning: This chapter is all kinds of weird and confusing. Always expect the unexpected.

~3rd person

Caleb: YOU CALLED WHO?!

Ozpin: General Ironwood. Why, is that bad?

Caleb: 'Oh, god dammit, this timeline is already way out of proportion. If I die, I'm blaming Y/n--'--Ow--Yes.

Ozpin: He will arrive in Vale in the coming week.

Caleb: Okay.

~timeskip

Caleb flips the table.

Nathan: Dude, Glynda is gonna kill us.

Caleb: I need to relieve my stress. Don't look for me.

Caleb walks to the cafeteria doors, and pushes them, causing them to go flying open, and closing behind him..

Rory: What's his problem, jeez.

Ethan: I mean, getting information, from multiple worlds constantly, it's gotta be rough.

Nathan: He's fine.

Rory: On second thought, maybe he's not.

Nathan: Oh, what do you know.

Rory: A lot more then you ever will.

Nathan: Oh, you wanna go?

Rory: Bite me.

Ethan: not aGAIN WITH THIS SHIT!!!

Suddenly the cafeteria doors burst open.

Glynda: CHILDREN!

Ethan: Ohohohoho.... You're both screwed now.

Glynda: You too!

Ethan: Oh--God dammit.

Rory/Nathan: Ha!

~With team RWBY

Ruby: Hey Weiss, is something wrong?

Weiss: No it's not.

Blake: You're worried about Caleb again, aren't you.

Weiss: ...

Weiss slightly blushes.

Weiss: Maybe.

Yang: Dawww...

Blake: I mean, all of you are. You did meet him when you were all young.

Yang/Ruby: E-Eh?! N-Nah...

Jaune: We've never actually talked to the guy, maybe we should.

Nora: Oooo! We can break his legs!

Ren: Nora!

Pyrrah: Well, he is the hero's son. So I wouldn't mind testing his skills.

Blake: Fighting him... Huh...

Ruby: Oh! OH! We've never seen his weapon actual weapon! I wonder what it is?

Yang: Oh, I bet it's something big and flashy!

Weiss: I think it would relate to some sort of instrument.

R_BY/JNPR: Oh?

Weiss: W-Well...

~With team BRJV

Brayden: Well, that was something.

Suddenly, Daimian, jumps and slides onto the table.

Daimian: Guys! Wanna do something fun?

Jacob: Oh my god, why.

Jacob says, trying to get food stains off his shirt.

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