Omniverse: Beginnings

Chapter 18: Creepy Pasta

~Caleb

Caleb: This place isn't on the map... The moon is normal, so it can't be Remnant. Open dimensional map.

A large screen pops up in front of me. I touch and drag till I see the blinking dot by itself, labeled "You are here"

Caleb: Huh. In the Alternate Earth Universe cluster as well... But closer to the Original Universe...

I close the map, put my hands in my pockets and start walking.

Caleb: It's far too quite.... Something like Left 4 Dead? No, the Gamer Ability would have adjusted itself for that. I'll tell HQ to send a replacement clone for a couple days... This may take awhile...

I continue wandering for a while, only to see a mansion of sorts... Or a house-- I don't know.

Caleb: Argh-Green God dammit.

I casually walk into the mansion/house as if I've been here a thousand times.

Caleb: Hello?~ Is it me you're looking for?~

I look left and right and see nothing. So all that's left now is, up, down, and behind me.

Caleb: Hehehe... Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Shake my hand...

I say turning around, to be met by the tallest faceless bastard I've ever seen, and just nonchalantly stick my hand out. The figure looks very confused, and actually complies.

*Insert Sans whoopee cushion noise*

Caleb: Hehehe! The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. Never get's old. The names Caleb, Caleb Daniel. But you can call me god if you'd like.

(God/(Y/n): I HEARD THAT!)

I turn my head towards them.

Caleb:  Shut up.

Looking back at the Slender man.

Caleb: So, Slendy. Nice place.

Slendy: I... U-Uh... What... Exactly are you?

Caleb: Oh, just a normal human from the human realm. Okay, that was a joke! I'm anything but normal! Just a person with the power to wipe out literal galaxy's, but stay at 5%-- large scale planet buster power-- When ever I use that particular set of ability. Though, I do keep the defense and health buffs, or buffness in general... Christ I'm ripped for someone supposed to be 14.

Slendy: So your not a monster...?

Caleb: No, sir! I was planning on visiting some more friendly, yet arguably more deadly monsters... Especially if their pissed... But, I got dragged here. Hell, I didn't even want to leave the other dimension I was residing in. Though, I should be asking, where are the other pastas

Slendy: They're--

Caleb: Behind you, even though a lot of them should be in a certain spot waiting to jump me?

Slendy: ... how.

Caleb: Ki sense skill.

Slendy abruptly turns around.

Slendy: Okay, first of all, I told everyone to hide while I deal with this. Second-- WHY IS LAZARI EVEN OUT HERE?!

Caleb: Woah, "Stop it, Slender!" Go easy on them, I mean, a lot of them are still kids. Can I just list all of their names so I don't have to go through that weird introduction thing? Okay? Okay.

Slendy: I didn't--

Caleb: Jeff, Jane, Jack, Ben, Lazari, Clockwork, Toby, Masky, Hoodie, Surrender, Lulu, Sally, Kate. Actually, those are a few extra from normal. Hi, I'm Caleb.