Gotcha.
Actually, I am a nerd, I know the quarterback, and I have more friends than he does. He has dark hair and pale skin, but I can assure you, he is not a vampire. I would also never be caught dead dating him. It astounds me that stories with these sort of titles are the ones that are "hot" on this site. When I see a title like that, my thoughts are, "Well, there's the story. No need to read it," so I don't. I move on with my life and go on to more intriguing story titles. However I must not be the only person who does this, because many others have apparently succumbed to the will of these idiots and gone on to read their silly fanfics (most of which are not labeled as fanfics, but they all have the same plot line, so I say they count). I intend to use this story group to emphasize my satirical message, bother people who think I'm serious, and stir up controversy among readers. I strongly encourage comments of all sorts, especially hate-mail if I made you mad, because that was my intention.
Btw, quarterbacks are not stupid. They memorize play books and they have to know what they're doing to know how to win the game, so it's not all that unlikely for a nerd to date the quarterback, because he is one!
I think I'll use this group to upload my ramblings about the world. If you found this inspiring or amusing, feel free to continue reading. You might actually learn something. Or, you can hate on me and call me crazy. I could care less. ;)
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I'm a nerd and i'm dating the quarterback!! and he's a HOTT VAMPIRE!?!?!
VampireI'm just an ordinary teenage girl, a nerd, and i have no friends, but the quarterback, thinks I'M HOT! And he's a troubled vampire! Read my story!!
