Scorpio: WOOO LETS GO
Pisces: don't drink too much-
Scorpio: IMA HAVE LIKE TO BOTTLES
Pisces: jesus fucking christ
Virgo: What are parties like?
Aries: Drink, eat, sleep, hangover, repeat
Virgo: Maybe just one drink...
Aquarius: I can guarantee she's gonna have like 10 shots
Taurus: Yeah Virgo be careful...
Gemini: Yeah, V! Beer is so good, I love it so much!
Libra: Gem you haven't had a drink yet and you're already talking too much
Leo: Wait until she gets some
Gemini: Relax, I'll be fine. Cancer will help me stay intact, right?
Sagittarius: Cancer is like the heaviest drinker here
Cancer: No I'm not, Scorpio is
Pisces: Scorpio did you have a drink before this?
Scorpio: YOU BET
--The signs arrive at the party--
Virgo: --leaning on Taurus-- i told you babe i was going to narnia but then jasper told me i had to go to neptune
Taurus: --dragging her away from the bar-- V this is not Steven Universe.
Virgo: IM NOT LYING PERIDOT SAID SOOOO
Aquarius: YEAH TAURUS STOP MEAN YOU BAKA
Leo: oh my lord
Gemini: And then we were on a bike all of a sudden trying to outrun the zebras-
Libra: kill me
Aries: --holding an empty beer bottle-- heyyyyy loosen up L-
Libra: don't call me L
Aries: sometimes you gotta go with the
Aries: funky flowwwww
Libra: Gemini we're leaving. --grabs Gemini's hand--
Gemini: But I was just about to finish the storyyyy!
Pisces: Okay Scorpio just put the bottle down...
Scorpio: ITS MY LIFE MOM
Cancer: YEAH MOM
Pisces: CANCER YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
Taurus: Alright I'm ready to go --holding 11 beer cans--
Pisces: Taurus thats a lot...
Taurus: Should I have gotten more?
Cancer: TAURUS GIVE ME SOME
Taurus: NO THEYRE MINE
Virgo: BABE CMON WE GOTTA GO TO HOMEWORLD AND REPORT TO YELLOW DIAMOND
Aries: ...guys... security
Sagittarius: WHAT? HOW
Leo: Aries kicked him in the gut
Sagittarius: ARIES WHY THE FUCK-
Aquarius: GUYS RUN
--all run out of the party--
sorry for such a late and short and boring upload but I've been going through school stuff and its annoying. thanks for rank 148 in random and the next chapter will be longer
And if you have ANY requests for a story, one shot or scenario, pm me and I might make it happen :)