zodiac short stories

The Signs go to a Party

Scorpio: WOOO LETS GO

Pisces: don't drink too much-

Scorpio: IMA HAVE LIKE TO BOTTLES

Pisces: jesus fucking christ

Virgo: What are parties like?

Aries: Drink, eat, sleep, hangover, repeat

Virgo: Maybe just one drink...

Aquarius: I can guarantee she's gonna have like 10 shots

Taurus: Yeah Virgo be careful...

Gemini: Yeah, V! Beer is so good, I love it so much!

Libra: Gem you haven't had a drink yet and you're already talking too much

Leo: Wait until she gets some

Gemini: Relax, I'll be fine. Cancer will help me stay intact, right?

Sagittarius: Cancer is like the heaviest drinker here

Cancer: No I'm not, Scorpio is

Scorpio: WOOOOO

Pisces: Scorpio did you have a drink before this?

Scorpio: YOU BET

--The signs arrive at the party--

Virgo: --leaning on Taurus-- i told you babe i was going to narnia but then jasper told me i had to go to neptune

Taurus: --dragging her away from the bar-- V this is not Steven Universe.

Virgo: IM NOT LYING PERIDOT SAID SOOOO

Aquarius: YEAH TAURUS STOP MEAN YOU BAKA

Leo: oh my lord

Gemini: And then we were on a bike all of a sudden trying to outrun the zebras-

Libra: kill me

Aries: --holding an empty beer bottle-- heyyyyy loosen up L-

Libra: don't call me L

Aries: sometimes you gotta go with the

Libra: please

Aries: funky flowwwww

Libra: Gemini we're leaving. --grabs Gemini's hand--

Gemini: But I was just about to finish the storyyyy!

Pisces: Okay Scorpio just put the bottle down...

Scorpio: ITS MY LIFE MOM

Cancer: YEAH MOM

Pisces: CANCER YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE

Taurus: Alright I'm ready to go --holding 11 beer cans--

Pisces: Taurus thats a lot...

Taurus: Should I have gotten more?

Cancer: TAURUS GIVE ME SOME

Taurus: NO THEYRE MINE

Virgo: BABE CMON WE GOTTA GO TO HOMEWORLD AND REPORT TO YELLOW DIAMOND

Aries: ...guys... security

Sagittarius: WHAT? HOW

Leo: Aries kicked him in the gut

Sagittarius: ARIES WHY THE FUCK-

Aquarius: GUYS RUN

--all run out of the party--

sorry for such a late and short and boring upload but I've been going through school stuff and its annoying. thanks for rank 148 in random and the next chapter will be longer

And if you have ANY requests for a story, one shot or scenario, pm me and I might make it happen :)

-angel