Capricorn: --opens soda can-- Alright, Cancer! Pick from the hat!
Taurus: --eating potato chips--
*Capricorn pulls out the paper*
Cancer: Ooooo, kiss the person to the right of you. Gemini... Libra... --looks at Gemini--
Gemini: Don't you da-
Gemini: COME ON
Libra: Ugh, but I hate her... --still blushing--
Aires: Just do it already, we all wanna see it!
Libra: EW! You perverts-
*Gemini kisses Libra on the cheek*
Aquarius: WE'VE BEEN WAITING 3 YEARS FOR THAT
Gemini: --giggles-- My pick, I wish I could put it on Cancer.
*Gemini pulls out the paper*
Gemini: --laughs-- I love this one! Read the last text message you received out loud! Aires, I want you to do this one!
Aires: Oh no... Scorpio... the last one was from when you were drunk...
Scorpio: Dude please
Aires: Okay, so Scorpio was drunk while texting me, and I asked him how much he's had to drink... and he replied "A baby and a half dozen of babies".
Sagittarius: OMFG XD
Virgo: what the FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
*All the signs laugh*
Scorpio: I was drunk, okay?!
Aires: Okay, I'm picking!
*Aires pulls paper out*
Aires: Alright Virgo, have Taurus, the person to the right of you, put lipstick on you... while blindfolded.
Virgo: Oh no...
Leo: Here, Taurus. Put on this rest mask. --hands Taurus the rest mask--
Taurus: --smirks-- This is gonna be fun. --puts on rest mask--
Pisces: I think I have some lipstick in my bag... Aha! Here. --hands Taurus the lipstick troublingly--
Virgo: Okay, I'm ready. --pulls hair back and faces Taurus--
*Taurus sloppily applied the lipstick, and there was lots of lipstick on Virgo's face afterwards.*
Sagittarius: At least he got a bit of on your lips. --laughs--
Virgo: Taurus! It's all on my cheek! --tries to wipe it off--
Virgo: Okay, okay. My pick.
*Virgo pulls paper out*
Virgo: Among all the people in this room, who would you go on a date with? Pisces, your answer?
Pisces: Oh, well I like all of you...
Aquarius: Yes, but who do you like the most?
Pisces: Um, well, Scorpio's really nice...
Capricorn: Huh? Scorpio's, like, the worst one here aside from Aires.
Pisces: I dunno, Scorpio's nice to me.
*All look at Scorpio*
Scorpio: o-o ...what?
*Pisces pulls out the paper*
Pisces: Alright Aquarius, your dare is-
Aquarius: ...Well? What is it?
Pisces: I'm so sorry, but... Belly dance for ten seconds with your belly fully exposed...
This ones kinda short but whatev